er hello
this happens in every business. EVERY ONE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Not in stripping

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

that's for pathetic sad men, though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

agreed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

you rang?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

have you ever been to see a stripper?
stag do: - 5 points
with work/friends - 10 points
by yourself - 50 points
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

-15 in total
1 x stag do (Brother in law)
1 x piss up

Fucking horrible places, I couldn't get out fast enough
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

at least you didn't move in there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I banned strippers from my stag do
Told the best man I'd go home if one turned up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Ditto
mine involved a pub, beer, mahoosive steaks, whisky and cigars.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Then it was performed correctly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I've only ever been on stag parties.
Four so far. I'm not really sure if the time where they were all "REEEE STRIPCLUBS REEE" and booked a hotel with a strip club in the fucking basement counts as two or not.

I'm getting sick of stag parties.
( Kroney, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

A stag do should just be a massive long piss up with all your mates

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Yeah.
Apparently I'm strange for finding the idea of dead-eyed Eastern European college girls desperately trying to shut out the indignity of what they're doing in order to make a better life for themselves excruciating.
( Kroney, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah, but they're totally empowered by it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

*high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I have had this discussion with a few chaps
I have never been to a strip club, and suggested that sitting in a room full of sexually frustrated men staring at the objects of their frustration wasn't really a pleasant experience. I thought I was in a big minority.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Not to us.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

WELL QUITE
fucking men
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Is she blobbing again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

see this is the problem with kroney's patented blob argument
you can't use it EVERY SINGLE DAY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)

If you could use it to get out of PE week in, week out, I don't see why not.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)

And swimming lessons

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

i never ever did that
first, it would have meant telling the world's most sadistic, macho teacher. and that was just the female pe teacher. secondly, they made a mark by your name, so you couldn't use it twice in a row.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

A red mark I assume?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

A blob, in fact.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)

You seem a bit stroppy, here.
Does sound a bit blobby, if I'm honest.
( Kroney, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)

You should have heard her yesterday
I was worried I'd married her for a minute
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

well, you're wrong
so there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Well, of course. I'm a man. I'm always wrong.
Typical female blob-logic.
( Kroney, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

blobgic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

b
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)