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	 Alright I'll try up here.
	Alright I'll try up here.
 	Isn't the "Ploppy, Son of Ploppy" account a sock puppet of Pooflake? Can this be confirmed by B3th?
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:59,
	
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	 YES
	YES
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:00,
	
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	 I just had a read through some of Plopso's qotw answers page
	I just had a read through some of Plopso's qotw answers page
 	and, if you can wade through the numerous "Waah stop spoiling it you guys!" posts, the remainder do sound a bit like ol' Poofers.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:03,
	
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	 He is Mr Twisty Cheeky too.
	He is Mr Twisty Cheeky too.
 	If you're interested.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:05,
	
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	 Typical B3th just answered you in the last thread
 	www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1976848
	Typical B3th just answered you in the last thread
 	www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1976848
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:06,
	
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	 I know, she's a bit slow bless her, but her hearts in the right place.
	I know, she's a bit slow bless her, but her hearts in the right place.
 	Kept there my a nice thick layer of cholesterol.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:08,
	
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	 Shit I didn't take notice of the other posters name
	Shit I didn't take notice of the other posters name
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:15,
	
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	 Yeah I knew that one, but that isn't really a secret.
	Yeah I knew that one, but that isn't really a secret.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:11,
	
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	 Whatcha talkin' 'bout Al?
	Whatcha talkin' 'bout Al?
 	I saw star trek on monday, at the imax, it was good.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:09,
	
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	 Oh man, I really wanna see it at the cinema.
	Oh man, I really wanna see it at the cinema.
 	Gonz, can you call my work tomorrow and tell them I'm ill and I'll call yours and tell them your ill and we won't tell my mrs and we can go and watch Star Trek in the middle of the day?
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:13,
	
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	 Hah, it's on every day at 17:00 at the enfield imax, it's well worth imaxing, can you bunk off early one day? Tell 'em the kids got a doctors appointment or something.
	Hah, it's on every day at 17:00 at the enfield imax, it's well worth imaxing, can you bunk off early one day? Tell 'em the kids got a doctors appointment or something.
 	I'm fucking dead pissed off, I put £100 away on the credit card but i did it on the 30th so it doens't count as this month so i had to put more money on it. 
I wanted to save a few hundred towards a 3D telly but I ended up spending it on shit like expensive popcorn. That's so typical of me, never thinking about the big picture.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:23,
	
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	 i see what you did there
	i see what you did there
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:24,
	
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	 I saw it a couple of weeks ago, I enjoyed it.
	I saw it a couple of weeks ago, I enjoyed it.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:25,
	
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	 I saw it Sunday, it was alright-ish
	I saw it Sunday, it was alright-ish
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:33,
	
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	 I watched the last one on the plane last week.
	I watched the last one on the plane last week.
 	I've now seen it nearly as many times as First Contact.
Unfortunately, I can't go to cinemas, as the seats aren't big enough for my enormous gut : (
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 12:35,
	
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	 Some have double seats at the back
	Some have double seats at the back
 	Although this will mean you have to walk up some stairs
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:37,
	
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	 Great in depth reviews here
	Great in depth reviews here
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:36,
	
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	 On a related note, loads of people say you are Jim Carrey poster.
	On a related note, loads of people say you are Jim Carrey poster.
 	I know you have repeatedly denied this, but can we get confirmation from b3th?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:11,
	
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	 Yes, lets get confirmation from B3th
	Yes, lets get confirmation from B3th
 	and then lets get a fucking apology from that stupid cunt Monty and his stupid cunt long grey hair and his stupid cunt beard.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:12,
	
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	 She hasn't stepped up to defend your good name yet.
	She hasn't stepped up to defend your good name yet.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:22,
	
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	 Hmm, the plot thickens
	Hmm, the plot thickens
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:24,
	
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	 Damn you, you're always one step ahead of me!
	Damn you, you're always one step ahead of me!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:25,
	
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	 Don't be silly
	Don't be silly
 	He hasn't got a good name.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 12:31,
	
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	 Is that because Al is a cunt?
	Is that because Al is a cunt?
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:36,
	
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	 Is Al a cunt?
	Is Al a cunt?
 	I had no idea.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 12:37,
	
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	 Forget that
	Forget that
 	the important question is, who's got a pet gerbil called "cock-juggling thundercunt" ?
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:41,
	
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	 I call my cock 'Gerbil', does that count?
	I call my cock 'Gerbil', does that count?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:42,
	
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	 You heard it here first folks.
	You heard it here first folks.
 	Confirmation that Tangles has bummed Dozer.
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:48,
	
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	 It was the only thing I could think of doing to shut him up.
	It was the only thing I could think of doing to shut him up.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:52,
	
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	 Tangles is a very good looking man.
	Tangles is a very good looking man.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:53,
	
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	 Oh YOU
	Oh YOU
 	xx
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:55,
	
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	 Dozer is Tangles' sockpuppet!
	Dozer is Tangles' sockpuppet!
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 13:00,
	
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	 Shh stop revealing people's secrets!
	Shh stop revealing people's secrets!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:08,
	
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	 No TuiB just wears him like a puppet IRL
	No TuiB just wears him like a puppet IRL
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:08,
	
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	 I can, in fact, confirm that the two posters are NOT the same person.
	I can, in fact, confirm that the two posters are NOT the same person.
 	If I told you how I know that, I'd have to kill you all.
Unless you paid me, of course.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 12:44,
	
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	 Are you back-pedalling because PooPloppy has complained to you?
	Are you back-pedalling because PooPloppy has complained to you?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:45,
	
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	 Ploppyflake
	Ploppyflake
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:47,
	
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	 I'm a bit baffled by that then.
	I'm a bit baffled by that then.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:46,
	
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	 You don't have the power to kill us all.
	You don't have the power to kill us all.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:48,
	
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	 Ssssshhhh.
	Ssssshhhh.
 	Don't tell everyone.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 12:50,
	
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	 this means it totally is the same person though right, I get how this works
	this means it totally is the same person though right, I get how this works
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:27,
	
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	 In other news, following a 3am start to get back from Poland, I have spent the morning with micro and am now having a lunchtime beer.
	In other news, following a 3am start to get back from Poland, I have spent the morning with micro and am now having a lunchtime beer. 
 	As you were.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:48,
	
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	 A 3am start, followed by toddler watching and alcohol.
	A 3am start, followed by toddler watching and alcohol.
 	Hope you're not planning on driving yourself anywhere afterwards.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 12:51,
	
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	 Hell no. Took micro to a soft play place at Brent Cross, dropped her back at 12. Couple of pints for me then an afternoon nap.
	Hell no. Took micro to a soft play place at Brent Cross, dropped her back at 12. Couple of pints for me then an afternoon nap. 
 	No need to drive anywhere until Friday anyway.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:55,
	
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	 Isn't dropping babies somewhat frowned upon?
	Isn't dropping babies somewhat frowned upon?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 13:00,
	
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	 Not in China
	Not in China
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:52,
	
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	 It's a really good job you don't have a problem with alcohol.
	It's a really good job you don't have a problem with alcohol.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:58,
	
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	 It's a really good job that I have the afternoon off.
	It's a really good job that I have the afternoon off. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:02,
	
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	 Oh, well that's alright then. If you aren't actually obliged not to drink at lunchtime because of having a job
	Oh, well that's alright then. If you aren't actually obliged not to drink at lunchtime because of having a job
 	I had forgotten that it is actually a legal obligation on the part of every single person that they must start consuming alcohol before 1pm.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:11,
	
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	 You is well forgetful innit
	You is well forgetful innit
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:13,
	
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	 It's all the not drinking, it really affects your memory.
	It's all the not drinking, it really affects your memory.
 	How are you Mr Boyce?
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:14,
	
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	 Not too bad ta. You and yours?
	Not too bad ta. You and yours?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:21,
	
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	 Pretty good
	Pretty good
 	Had a lovely bank holiday lying in my parents back garden in the sun.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:22,
	
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	 What is wrong with having a beer at lunchtime now & again?
	What is wrong with having a beer at lunchtime now & again? 
 	Sporters does so every Friday, don't recall him being criticised for doing so.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:16,
	
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	 If you can happily tell yourself that you only have a lunchtime beer "every now and then"
	If you can happily tell yourself that you only have a lunchtime beer "every now and then" 
 	well, that's all well and good for you.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:18,
	
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	 Other than the weekend when away with Stunned & Boyce I haven't had a lunchtime pint for ages. Makes me too sleepy.
	Other than the weekend when away with Stunned & Boyce I haven't had a lunchtime pint for ages. Makes me too sleepy. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:20,
	
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	 How are the other 6? 1111!!!!!1111111
	How are the other 6? 1111!!!!!1111111
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:21,
	
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	 Ha ha. I will (grudgingly) give you that one.
	Ha ha. I will (grudgingly) give you that one. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:24,
	
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	 Ooh. Bit of thread deletion by HH.
	Ooh. Bit of thread deletion by HH. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:28,
	
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	 Yes for a good reason
	Yes for a good reason
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:29,
	
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	 Gaz details please.
	Gaz details please. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:30,
	
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	 Will do
	Will do
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:30,
	
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	 early start I bet you're nakered
	early start I bet you're nakered
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:06,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:52,
	
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	 No.
	No.
 	I've just been mustard gassed by the dog. Whatever I'm feeding him should be banned under the Geneva Convention.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 12:53,
	
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 	the dog my elderly husband
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:57,
	
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	 Nah, I know enough to stay about from his arse.
	Nah, I know enough to stay about from his arse.
 	And the bathroom after he's been in there.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 12:59,
	
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	 Not in to rimming then eh?
	Not in to rimming then eh?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:03,
	
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	 *boaks*
	*boaks*
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 13:05,
	
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	 My work here is done
	My work here is done
 	For now.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:09,
	
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	 Will someone start a new thread please
	Will someone start a new thread please
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:27,
	
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	 Are they gay lovers then?
	Are they gay lovers then?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:27,
	
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	 What the fuck have I missed?
	What the fuck have I missed?
 	Precis motherfucker
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