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	 Morel Dilemma
	Morel Dilemma
 	I've just been asked to fix a collegue's work, and while I was under the hood, I found a huuuuge security flaw. I can make the system login without needing someones password, all you need is someones email address. 
I don't want to be a dick, but i'm gonna come out like a cunt either way.
What would you do?
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:19,
	
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	 Quietly  fix it, tell the colleague what you've done then they owe you massively from here on
	Quietly  fix it, tell the colleague what you've done then they owe you massively from here on
 	which you may or may not have a use for at a later date.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:25,
	
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	 The trouble is it'll take me a couple of days to fix.
	The trouble is it'll take me a couple of days to fix.
 	I was just talking to the guy whos our client-guy and I accidently blurted it out, and he told me to email the dev and boss (he called me a hero), but I feel like a dick.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:49,
	
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	 and so you should you little snitch
	and so you should you little snitch
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:49,
	
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	 Mate that's just tough on the person who cocked it up
	Mate that's just tough on the person who cocked it up
 	Just because you couldn't quietly fix it doesn't mean it's not critical to fix so your professional obligations far outweigh loyalty to your colleague - who, by the way, should thank you even if they get bollocked.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:53,
	
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	 rather than fixing it did someone grass you up for selling shit on amazon for 1p?
	rather than fixing it did someone grass you up for selling shit on amazon for 1p?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:54,
	
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	 Thanks man, you're right and thats made me feel better.
	Thanks man, you're right and thats made me feel better.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:54,
	
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	 glad i could help
	glad i could help
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:56,
	
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	 Fucking Windows 8.
	Fucking Windows 8.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:35,
	
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	 Wait until it goes live and order millions of pounds worth of whatever it is on everyone's accounts
	Wait until it goes live and order millions of pounds worth of whatever it is on everyone's accounts
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:37,
	
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	 You'd need their bank details shirley?
	You'd need their bank details shirley?
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:40,
	
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	 maybe the site stores them "securely" for y it's customers
	maybe the site stores them "securely" for y it's customers
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:48,
	
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	 I'd stop watching Hollioaks.
	I'd stop watching Hollioaks.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:44,
	
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	 spin on your chair until you are sick
	spin on your chair until you are sick
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:45,
	
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	 Work vomit.
	Work vomit.
 	The best type.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:47,
	
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	 Like when your hoor of a mother gags on my shitty cock after I pull it out of her arse?
	Like when your hoor of a mother gags on my shitty cock after I pull it out of her arse?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:49,
	
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	 Is that work?
	Is that work?
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:49,
	
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	 hooring is
	hooring is
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:50,
	
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	 Ah I see.
	Ah I see.
 	I didn't quite get the bad spelling.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:52,
	
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	 SHUT YOR HOOR MIOUTH
	SHUT YOR HOOR MIOUTH
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:53,
	
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	 *Ruffles hair*
	*Ruffles hair*
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:58,
	
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	 fix it, flag how awesome you are to the company, insist on the harshest punishment for your colleague
	fix it, flag how awesome you are to the company, insist on the harshest punishment for your colleague 
 	torment him in his unemployment until he commits suicide then shit on his grave and take photos to send to his family.
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:47,
	
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	 What I would do?
	What I would do?
 	Sit in the last thread like a twat wondering where everyone else is.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:52,
	
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	 Hi b3th how's trickcs?
	Hi b3th how's trickcs?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:53,
	
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	 Turning nicely.
	Turning nicely.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:55,
	
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	 Did you get the Frisbee back in the end or not?
	Did you get the Frisbee back in the end or not?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:53,
	
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	 Yeah, but I had to chase the fucking dog for it.
	Yeah, but I had to chase the fucking dog for it.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:55,
	
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	 You ran?
	You ran?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:56,
	
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	 did you not feel your windows rattling?
	did you not feel your windows rattling?
 	They aint fracking down your way
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:56,
	
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	 Oh, you cunt.
	Oh, you cunt.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:58,
	
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	 uh huh
	uh huh
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:59,
	
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	 Not as such.
	Not as such.
 	Waited till it dropped the frisbee, then walked over and picked it up.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:56,
	
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	 Cunning.
	Cunning.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:57,
	
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	 so many QOTW lies : (((
	so many QOTW lies : (((
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:58,
	
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	 Hello b3th! congratulations on your modity
	Hello b3th! congratulations on your modity
 	I don't think I was around when that happened. Or I wasn't paying attention.
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 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:02,
	
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	 B3th becoming Mod
	B3th becoming Mod
 	Was a lot like making the class spacker Milk Monitor.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:03,
	
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	 Pretty much.
	Pretty much.
 	And, in answer to Lampito's post, thank you and hello again.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:04,
	
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	 full fat or Semi skimmed?
	full fat or Semi skimmed?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:04,
	
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	 hello Mr. theDogFucker (oh god all I'm doing is saying hello)
	hello Mr. theDogFucker (oh god all I'm doing is saying hello)
 	my impression is she doesn't have really sparkly powers, only small ones. I bet I get stepped for criticising any modly powers :(
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 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:05,
	
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	 Why not use this security flaw to sign up members of the EDL
	Why not use this security flaw to sign up members of the EDL
 	To this website.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:53,
	
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	 I'm hungry and I have a pear, but it's not ripe
	I'm hungry and I have a pear, but it's not ripe
 	WOE IS ME : (
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:55,
	
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	 Pardon?
	Pardon?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:56,
	
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	 too late
	too late
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:56,
	
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	 Fruit ninja.
	Fruit ninja.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:57,
	
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	 i-phone lols
	i-phone lols
 	that game was shit
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:57,
	
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	 I heard you didn't understand the rules.
	I heard you didn't understand the rules. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:58,
	
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	 I heard he doesn't understand teh rules of Snap.
	I heard he doesn't understand teh rules of Snap.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:07,
	
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	 OH SNAP!
	OH SNAP!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:09,
	
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	 I have a very ripe pear, myself.
	I have a very ripe pear, myself.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:59,
	
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	 Is this a reference to your norks?
	Is this a reference to your norks?
 	Or are  you just pleased to see me? Hi B3th.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:03,
	
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	 It was.
	It was.
 	I have some rather epic norks.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:05,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	Is that Pooflake thread still going? I'm too scared to look.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:01,
	
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	 i neither know nor care
	i neither know nor care
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:03,
	
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	 I posted in it to be able to say that I had
	I posted in it to be able to say that I had
 	and also because people were making me cringe due to out of date meme use. Or meme use in general.
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 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:03,
	
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	 so did you punch chompy because he snogged you
	so did you punch chompy because he snogged you
 	or did you punch him into submission before snogging him?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:04,
	
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	 or did you punch him while you were snogging him?
	or did you punch him while you were snogging him?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:05,
	
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	 or was he making rapey moves on you so you punched him to escape?
	or was he making rapey moves on you so you punched him to escape?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:05,
	
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	 This is my guess.
	This is my guess.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:06,
	
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	 It was a very long time ago and I'm no longer sure.
	It was a very long time ago and I'm no longer sure.
 	I think the punch came first.
It was nice and fruity and didn't have rohypnol in at all.
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 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:06,
	
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	 chompy has a fruity mouth?
	chompy has a fruity mouth?
 	I bet he has those wet girly lips that when combined with a beard make his face looking like a willing vagina
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:08,
	
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	 I was quite rude to him.
	I was quite rude to him.
 	But he dissed my face. I'm very handsome you know.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:04,
	
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	 It's true.
	It's true.
 	He's lovely.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:11,
	
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	 do you like the way his prince albert rubs on your prostate?
	do you like the way his prince albert rubs on your prostate?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:12,
	
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	 It's the best.
	It's the best.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:13,
	
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	 The horror.
	The horror.
 	Oh the horror. Out of date memes.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:05,
	
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	 I say!
	I say!
 	It's getting a bit oestrogeny in here today. What's with all the chick action?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:05,
	
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	 Was he in Waiting for Godot?
	Was he in Waiting for Godot?
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:10,
	
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	 I read that at University.
	I read that at University.
 	Did a whole module on the Theatre of the Absurd, and had to read a shitload of Beckett.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:12,
	
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	 Did it for A Level.
	Did it for A Level.
 	Wasn't a fan.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:14,
	
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	 In french or English?
	In french or English?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:16,
	
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	 English.
	English.
 	Play was Othello which I liked. Poetry was 1WW poets which were depressing.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:19,
	
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	 Mine was part of a French/German degree.
	Mine was part of a French/German degree.
 	Had to read Godot in the original French.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:21,
	
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	 It annoyed me.
	It annoyed me.
 	I know the theme was pointlessness, but it was too fucking irritating.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:22,
	
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	 ^this.
	^this.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:25,
	
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	 Fuck slagging off other people's kids and name calling
	Fuck slagging off other people's kids and name calling
 	improper use of memes gets my blood boiling.
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 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:07,
	
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	 Are you getting upset on the internet?
	Are you getting upset on the internet?
 	I hope nobody notices.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:08,
	
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	 I've noticed other people getting the oven glove meme pointed at them
	I've noticed other people getting the oven glove meme pointed at them
 	Now you can slag off my kids and my wife and my marriage but once you start using memes about me fucking oven gloves and appropriating them to other people I am bound to get upset.
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:05,
	
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	 You should feel more guilty about mixing dairy and meat
	You should feel more guilty about mixing dairy and meat
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:04,
	
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	 YM.
	YM.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:27,
	
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	 Fucking hell Gonz, Gillian Fucking Taylforth is in Hollyoaks.
	Fucking hell Gonz, Gillian Fucking Taylforth is in Hollyoaks.
 	What the fuck is that about? It's like a shit version of Eastenders.
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