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Good morningWell today sees the end of Plopgate, a veritable Lawrence of Arabia of a thread. In a way I shall be sad to see it go.
In another way I will be pleased. Crazy!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:00,
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There's still time for it to reach 600 replies!Wouldn't that be just peachy!
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LET'S GET KUNT TO NUMBER ONE!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:17,
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I'm sadthat someone's altered the code for the polls so you can't fix them any more.
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Well I’m sure there will be yet another Spaz. Out on QOTW to look forward too (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:09,
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It’s in your more than capable hands (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:21,
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I bet him being so upset and angry over the last two daysHas made him unbearable to live with
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:25,
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I bet he woke her up at 3am every night saying "look! look! they're well upset with me"(, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)
I thought it was Monty that was upset, I really need to keep up(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:29,
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No, you were right first time. It says so on the internet.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:35,
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*makes note*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:38,
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Well look on the bright side at least it's Chicken Thursday(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:28,
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I've stopped eating meat.It's looking like I'll never be happy again.
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wanderlust, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:30,
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............................................resists the urge to make a crude joke....................................................Poor Monty
tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:32,
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Tee - but also, let us not forget - hee.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:32,
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I don't think I could give it up all togetherbut I'm enjoying not eating it at the moment. I didn't realise how much dead animal I was eating and it's been fun cooking meals that don't make meat the focus.
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wanderlust, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:37,
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I'm calling Mr Boyce a povvo(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:42,
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Well hope you have fun, I lived with a vegan for two years so I've had my fill, there's a lemon/garlic/chilli pasta recipe I know which is a great quick vege meal... I'll try to find the recipe.
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I do this with or without the broccoli quite often for a quick lunchwww.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1190643/chilli-and-garlic-spaghetti-with-lemon-crumbs
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I can recommend Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's Veg Everyday cookbook.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:48,
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I can recommend you shove a carrot up your Japs eye and spunk out courgettes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:14,
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With both Needoos and Tayyabs in close proximity, I'm guessing long term is out(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:37,
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Vegetarian indian food is probably the best "genre" there is.I took my vegan mate to Tayaabs and he loved it.
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Lamb chops are vegetables, right?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:39,
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Worst of all facial hair(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:44,
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Seekh kebabs are aubergines, right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:45,
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You can eat fish right?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:46,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1977882
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:48,
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We've talked of little else.And then...in the middle of the night.....from a deep sleep....I would sit bolt upright shouting 'ZING!!!' and 'HAHA, YEAH'.
At one point I even checked 'em.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:29,
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Well he will be living under a bridge soon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:31,
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I'm sure the results of the poll will provide a suitable conclusion to the thread.EVERYONE CLICK EMVEE
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:17,
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+ THATwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1977828
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:21,
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Link please I have given up looking for the poll(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:22,
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b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1977820
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:23,
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Good job you didn't include Al.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:26,
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It would break the internet**the thing they say about eveyone in china jumping at the same time......that but instead everyone clicking at the same time
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:31,
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It'd go down as the biggest DDOS attack everthen Anonymous would claim credit for it
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Morning teamI am joyous this morning! Removal of dummy from No. 1 son went without a hitch last night and he slept well in his new bed! Woo and indeed Yay!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:33,
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Also Mr Cow-in-law is lending me £10k to sort my windows outWhich is very nice of him
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:37,
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*taps nose*Insist on glass, mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:46,
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What a boring night, gutted.I played starcraft for two hours while my girlfriend was asleep on the sofa.
Winning.
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I went down to have a meeting re my potential club night at Lusty's club.We're gonna do a friends and family 'dry run' in the next few weeks to see how it goes and take it from there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:48,
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Hook me up with a invite bludhaven't made it down to london for a while.
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I don't think the night comes with a free bottle of house pinot grigio(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:58,
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IT DOES ON BIRTHDAY NIGHTS!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:58,
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And what have your friends & family done to deserve that?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:53,
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Not *my* friends and family FFSDo you honestly think I'd let my friends anywhere near my family?
Shit no, nigro.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:05,
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What kind of music?I would happily saunter along to it, so long it's not Wayward Son on repeat all night.
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HOLY FUCK!Its Thursday and I don't have work tomorrow. I shall celebrate by eating peri peri CHICKEN and drinking loads of alcoholic beverages. I voted for Emvee, We all know Monty is the biggest cunt but he's our cunt.
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Peej, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:50,
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Battered posted link about 2/3 way down this thread, but seeing as it's you.www.b3ta.com/questions/thingskidssay/post1977820
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That's not true, benders AND spastics both have the vote these days.It's not Saudia Arabia you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:10,
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Throw a bucket of water on it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:15,
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b3ta.com/questions/thingsANDREWMARRsays/post1977820
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:15,
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i've got croissant crumbs everywheremy desk looks like supermatt's pillow
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:57,
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I had two McDonalds wrap thingiesThey were exceedingly meh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:58,
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and you expected what exactly?This is my issue with Mcds, the food is really very tasteless
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:00,
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It doesnt matter nowIts gone, JUST LEARVE IT ART!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:01,
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*strokes beard**forces girlfriend to sleep facing me*
good times!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:01,
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Forces girlfirend to sleep facing?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:01,
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Justin lee collinsabused his gf, including forcing her to sleep facing him.
Vippers looks like JLC and is a West Country bumpkin as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:11,
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I have what you might call a strong disliking for that fellow.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:17,
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He appears to be a fucking fat tractor prickAlso appears to be mates with Alan Carr, the side faced nasal cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:17,
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It's not looking good for the boy is it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:25,
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Sportscows not that bad really(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:17,
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I register a strong 6.5 the Alcunt scale(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:18,
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mmmmmmmmm strong in you the Al is(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:20,
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EEeewwwwwwwwwwwwww(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:22,
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I rescued a broken dog, It was choking when getting water from the bowl, took it up the vet, things got a serious over bite, so it can't get its mouth in the water without dropping it's nose in. I'm worried it's going to drown if it takes a long drink.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:15,
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Are you gonna keep it?If so name it Porter
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:17,
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It's just fallen off the sofa whole trying to clean the mud off its own feet. I'm gonna keep it, but I'm not sure how long it'll survive.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:18,
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NAME IT PORTER(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:19,
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You're going to have to explain why. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:20,
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over bite = Janet Street-Porter(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:21,
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get it one of those hamster water bottles(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:18,
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Tell me, how a snorkel will help it drink? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:19,
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Pour water down snorkelonly goes in mouth, so nose is free to breathe. Simples!
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So how does she drink when I'm out? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:27,
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Leave a massive block of ice in the middle of the living room(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:34,
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If your dog is drinking at home alone then you have bigger worries WP(, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
I've not heard of a nose snorkel, But I am willing to invest.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:29,
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She has lost 4 teeth where her previous owner kicked her a lot. Might explain the overbite too.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:29,
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www.flickr.com/photos/64196717@N06/8888358362/
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:37,
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Yeah, I'm cool with that. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:40,
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he's been pretty open about it from the starthence the "lol you're girlfriend is blind and doesn't even know you're a ranga" jokes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:42,
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I didn't know his girlfriend was blind.I feel bad for mocking him now.
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I am one of the clowns. We dressed up to go to the circus. It was hilarious.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:43,
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are you sure you're not a secret ICP juggalo?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:50,
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She just needs a taller, full bowlShould be able to drink OK then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:39,
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That's a good idea. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:40,
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Hang on their WPOur bovine compatriot is suggesting that you give you dog a deeper bowl that would be easier to drown in... Remember your 70's PIF www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECPSVcxoZPc
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But it'll be clear open water with other dogs around. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:45,
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What I love about those things, is how shit the country was in the 70sThe fact that there were old quarries full of rusting car parts and flt tipped ovens that kids actually went and played in.
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Woah Windy has a Johnny Depp look going off in one of the pictures(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:43,
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just a suggestionCould you not kick the top teeth out to balance her up?
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I thought about it, but she's old enough that her jaw is now fully developed. I'd have to shatter her face completely so as the surgeon would rebuild it. Chances are she'd die from that sort of trauma at this age. Maybe when she's older.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 9:42,
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