meme myself and i
what is your favourite meme about another b3tan? is it justified?

alt: what would you like to be your own meme?

altalt: if you could impart just one piece of wisdom to the world before your last breath rattles out of your ugly knackered old lungs, what would it be?

altaltalt: sweet or savoury for 11's?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:29, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i'm not a bent spastic but for some reason it's stuck : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

i think we can blame monty for that one
he's bringing this place down, one poster at a time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

He is responsible for most people's memes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I think it is one of my favourites

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

it's quite a catchy phrase
he also came up with greggs hat, i believe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

NO ITS NOPT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

One of my best I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Up there with 'WOMAD kershaw Tibetan yak trousered yurt prick'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Credit where credit's due
It was Rory who first called me Kershaw.
You took the baton and ran with it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Bollocks was it
EDIT search says I am wrong
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

You found it quicker than I did.
Womad, yurt, yaks, etc. are all yours.
Not sure how the prick bit came about though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

i think - and i'm not entirely sure, but go with me on this - I think
it might be something to do with everything you type and everything you do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Oh yeah
That.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

why do yurts exist?
why not just put up a tent?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Not sure how widely available nylon was in medieval Mongolia

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Shhhhh, you'll confuse her.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

i checked on wiki which makes me an instant internet expert
widely enough
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

hehe

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

to be fair, it's not just wiki
google helped. i think that's like having a masters.

in historic yurt dwelling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

NO IT BISNT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

OK Brian Badonde

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)

bacon and banana biscffins don't really live up to the hype

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

now you've made me all sad by reminding me of mars' bisc&s
i liked the m&m ones. they don't make them any more.

you terrible person.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Sportscow is a Pakistani
How the fuck we got to that one I really don't know.

Alt: 'Monty - he's got no debt and his kid lives with him'

Altalt: 'no one gives a shit about you, you jumped-up delusional prick'

Altaltalt: savoury for all meals and snacks, for ever. Sweet food is for gays and blobbing chicks, and Gonz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

you should take out a life policy in your ex's name, then have her whacked
this could make the alt come true

i'm sure dozer knows a man or two who could help with that.

the boring paper policy i mean, not the cool hard bit...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

there's insurable interest for sure
But a life policy would be unsuitable, unless she had outstanding mortgage debt. The most appropriate policy would be a critical illness one, providing a lump sum to pay for residential care until death.

On the plus side, combined life and CIC policies are very often cheaper than standalone ones, but you would need to have the life part written in trust. I somehow doubt that your ex would approve a split trust.

In short: no suitable product. Soz.

Here's the bill.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I'm not quite sure either

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Altalt: I've never liked you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I quite the Helicopter one for Quinten*
altalt:I buried all my money at .......................x-x

Altx3: I have a packet of proper pork scratchings, you know the one with the picture of a butcher on the front.

*has anyone seen Quinten?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

he dead

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

That's not funny
I liked Quinten
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

No sorry
I never really liked you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Hahaha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

he was a neckless greasy kebab salesman

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

That oven glove prick from Sheffield. I forget who it applies to, doesn't seem to matter.
altalt: 'Rollo Tomassi' No, that's shit...er I buried the nazi gold innnn...*croaks*

altaltalt: savoury
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

what is it with all the savoury stuff
men just don't get chocolate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

That Errol Brown can fuck right off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I just ate a rank Asda doughnut out of boredom and cos it was free
This has affected my decision
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

you only have yourself to blame

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

decision lithium
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Different metabolisms innit
Savoury and meats converts to testosterone

Chocolate converts to some brain chemical that reduces blobbing downers, or something like that.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Battered being an axe-wielding, short-arsed, prostitute murderer with anger management issues.
Alt: I'm too infrequent a poster to deserve my own meme. Sob.

AltAlt: "Never waste an erection"

AltAltAlt: A nice choccie bickie I reckon.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

The Battered one is not a meme

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Hang on, he's the oven glove prick from Sheffield isn't he?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

yes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

no, that's you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

'fraid I'm going with HH on this one, that guy knows his oats

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

that's dozer
last king of scotland
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)

last king of scotland Rat faced cunt that is so annoying he would make mother Teresa want to kick him repeatedly in the face with barbed wire wrapped steel toecaps
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Mother Teresa was a massive priock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Not even in my top ten breads

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

i thought you two were bezzies now?
and by bezzies, i mean lovers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

My favourite meme
Monty:


( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Have you got anything Bigger?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

dunno know how to do smaller or bigger soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

HEIGHT=200

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

HOLY SHIT LOOK WHAT I DUN ARE YOU PROUD!?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

i HATE that thing that frank posts of the woman gurning and scratching her bits
makes me feel sick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

why has frank got a picture of you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

yeah like i'm not your screensaver, wallpaper and the last image on your mind before you go to bed at night

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Al's the one having sticky sex dreams about you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Have a biscuit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Chompy the rapist paperclip salesman

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

i think that was wormulus
well, the paperclip bit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Hartley Hare the ...er...er
soz I got nuthin funny here, bit like harters I suppose
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)

ooooh and it's a toxic zing flying in from out of the blue

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

i am such a bitch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

itch ent spastic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

there's a pop song out at the moment where a girl sings
"your not broken just bent" it makes me lol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I know not of this "pop" of which you speak

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

you'll find women listening to it on shit radio stations

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

This makes sense

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I am know for this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Sorry, you aren't making sense

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)

aren't I?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Eh? This makes no sense

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)

yes it doesn't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)

"Bill Clay"
Some sort of Corby based hive-mind, if indeed this is true
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

if indeed he does press his trousers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

hive-mind?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)

did you not woonder what that buzzing sound was?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I think of you like some kind of construct
of maybe 100 people
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Which 100?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)

the 100 they ask questions to on family fortunes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Our survey said
X
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Sorry, you aren't making sense

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I've got my 'Ploppy, Son Of Ploppy' sock but that's it
so what other 98 people am I? c'mon sportscow answer the question, you people are supposed to be good with numbers
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Altalt. Everything is shit including you, don't take it personally.
Altaltalt. Both - waffles and fried chicken.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

alright himjim?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)

waffles & chicken is fucking ace.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)

it sounds fucking grim
the sort of artery clogging bowel destroying shit gonz would concoct
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I had a bowl destroying shit only this morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)

good for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Didn't smell like it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)

this is going well I think

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)

savory: beef hula hoops today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)

i like hula hoops
but salt and vinegar or plain ftw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)

i'm also not a be-quiffed red trouser ben fogle prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)

i hate men in red trousers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Well time for a new thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)

there's nobody here
here here here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)

I noticed.....oticed....iced

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)