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Mid-Morning ThreadWell the sun is shining it’s Friday and some of you shut in may even open the curtains, so how much do you know about various British quirky outdoor past times?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22700274
Alt: What is the best way to spend a sunny afternoon?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:50,
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Wotcha Gluey
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:52,
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mid-morning? it's not even ten o'clock, you dribbling wankstainalt: round a pool. which is where i shall be next week. hoorah.
altalt: rip frank. the parrot finally got you in the end.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:52,
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He had his momentsthen he just went a bit well Spazzy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:55,
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presumably his new accounts also got banned(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:08,
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people will think you fancy himlike kitty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:14,
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that repetative shit is really tediousthey only do it to goad someone into complaining so they can call them upset, it really is the most base form of trolling
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:15,
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The /talk manifesto seems to be this:- Call everyone shit until they leave
- If they won't leave for that reason, then keep going until they get so bored of reading the bullying, they leave because it's dull
- Complain that everyone that hasn't left yet is dull
- Complain that all the good people have gone
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:29,
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I start at 7.30So I timed it almost perfect for Mid-morning
Fankyouverymuch.
alt: Another Spa break?
alt,alt: He will no doubt turn up at some stage
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:54,
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Alt:www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1979482
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:59,
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That is what inspired this questionI would love to do just that, in my younger years it was easy just a couple of phone calls and within half an hour 20+ people bringing food beer and smokes....Some Twat always turned up with a football and a frisbe though :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:02,
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You used to hang around with Alan?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:04,
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I know your opinion of me isn’t the best but pleaseEven I wouldn’t stoop that low
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:05,
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Ageist :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:10,
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I've not been able to shake a melancholy wistfulness since you posted that.Following as it did 'soap bar chat' I'm really misty-eyed today.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:06,
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One of our hangout used to be the Boating Lake next to the Uni.Highfields....we certainly put the High into highfields
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:07,
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Winchester Cathedral Grounds, the Water Meadows, St Catherine's Hill....So many beautiful outdoor spots around my old town. No wonder we couldn't have cared less about a lack of 'facilities for young people'. As long as somsone could get served booze and you had a quarter, all was well, guaranteed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:11,
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This is excatly what my mrs did when she was youngerThose Peter Symmonds lot were a right bunch of "caners"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:13,
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I wonder where they bought their dope......(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:17,
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It cost us about £30-40 for a Quartand nobody was bothered whilst you were smoking it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:14,
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£25 for, cos I had connects yo(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:25,
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Hippies sold it for Karmayardies sold it for profit :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:55,
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Down by the river in Baginton, the War Memorial Park, the old cathedral ruins...Enough nice places to get stoned and not be aware of the concrete and car parks, etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:24,
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Simpler times, Montmorency.But were we really happier?
Well yes, yes we were, but...
Actually I'm not sure there is a 'but'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:08,
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As the afternoon shadows lengthened, out popped the acid and a long night of hilarity would follow.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:09,
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Oh fuck....I'm getting oldI'M GETTING OLD MONTY! HOW DO I STOP IT?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:14,
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I blame the childrena friend of mine compared two pictures of me the other day pre and post mini ape, less than 2 years difference. Apparently I have aged hugely : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:16,
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looking at my friends with kids versus those who don't, i totally agreesome look ten years older. i think it's lack of sleep?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:17,
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prollyluckily men age better than women eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:18,
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not mentallynothing more pathetic than a middle-aged man trying to prove he's still got it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:19,
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you know what i meanhair dye, sports cars with a beer gut busting over the seatbelt, drooling over his daughter's teenage mates...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:28,
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Dr Christian off of the Embarrassing Bodies programme was born on the exact same day as meAnd that makes me do a :(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:23,
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He's much better built. If you know what I mean. The big fat mess.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 10:27,
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I think he used up all the left overs. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 10:30,
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i was at a charity do recently where he was the guest speakeri'd never heard of him. he's rather camp.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:28,
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plus, hair transplants, the fucking queer(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:30,
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1. place index fingers in ears2. strike up a single note song with the lyrics 'la la la la la'
3. carry on youthful behaviour as before
4. lose home
5. die
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:19,
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we used to chill under a weeping willow in university parks, the branches came to the ground hiding you from the dreaded parks police**who i'm pretty sure don't exist
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:10,
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Which Uni?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:11,
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this is incorrectdid you never partake at all? Being a not shot city lawyer you must have been on the coke at some point
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:16,
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yeahi'm going to admit to anything of the sort on here...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:20,
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if you'd ever bothered to come and meet me, you'd know(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:27,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:27,
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I haven't had drugs since the 90'sApart from one joint on a Stag Do in Amsterdam in 2006
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:19,
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I had a spliff recently; first time in nearly 10 years.It will not be another 10 years until I have one again.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:23,
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it gives me the fear these daysI only smoke weed to come down off coke and bumbles. It's a real shame, I love a nice weed.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 10:31,
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The parks police do exist, But it's 2 or 3 fat men in a security van. A light jog would get you away Scott free.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 10:25,
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i always thought as much, but when a little bit of weed based paranoia kicks in...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:26,
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That tree us still there I think. Past the toilets, sort of toward the duck pond?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 10:28,
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I can hardly remember it was when I was 16-19 so upto 15 years agoit wasn't that far from the cricket pavillion and rainbow bridge
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:31,
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Sounds about right, toilets are on the pavilion, rainbow is just down from the pond. Imma go carve your name in to the trunk.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 10:32,
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Wow, coolwww.amazon.com/movies-tv/dp/B00004Y7ER
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:39,
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If I remember rightly, a dull hippy film with a good concert at the end.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:45,
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*nose/point*The so-called 'soundtrack' LP is brilliant I reckon. Not in any way a soundtrack mind you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:48,
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alt: park, booze, food, weed, friends, rugger ball, book etc etc(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:10,
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Alt: Last Sunday I sat in the sunshine listening to Son HouseI'd not felt so relaxed in years.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:13,
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I like thisDays like that are a rare treat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:17,
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They sure areHad the first bbq of the year, filled up the paddling pool, and CHILLED THE FUCK OUT. It was glorious.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:24,
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I do like the Housemeister.I spent last Sunday wandering around the staggering picturesque town of Rye in the blazing sunshine, stopping to browse in a record shop before enjoying a delightful pub lunch. It was magic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:22,
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I could live thereReamrkably cheap houses - prolly fuck all work though. Plus I cannae drive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:26,
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Surely you needed to drive when you were down in Winchester(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:29,
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Fuck noI lived a few doors up from The Wykeham. Pushbike got me everywhere.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:32,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:59,
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hahaha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:02,
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You could get a driving license you know.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:02,
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Sure, luckily lessons are only about a pound each, cars are a fiver and tax and insurance and parking are all free!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:07,
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Once you've sorted your debts. Not next week you festering scrotal wart.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:09,
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6/7Did not know about Swan Upping. Do I have to be deported now?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:16,
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back to birminghamyou're not sorry at all. you said he should never have left.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:26,
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Alt: Wanking over the the vicar's hedge.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:18,
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Yo BadgeI bet the best bit is that his hedge is about 20' high so you have to use a stepladder
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:21,
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Wanking on a stepladder just heightens the pleasure, hh.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:38,
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Isn't this one of Stunned's qotw answers?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:25,
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those mikado biscuits are amazingand only 11 calories each
shame there's about 35 sticks in a pack really
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:26,
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i have the dime ones this morningbest of all teh mikados
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:30,
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I really, really fucking loathe Gilbert and Sullivan.I think I may have mentioned this once or twice before. Those cunts ruined far too much of my childhood.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:37,
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The words 'incredible' and 'biscuits' have no business being in the same sentence.With one exception: the sentence 'only on the fucking internet would you find people descriibing biscuits as 'incredible''
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:28,
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one day imma take you for pizzaand accidentally order you the sweet one. the one with the sweet bases and ice cream and chunks of chocolate and slices of banana and cream, drizzled with caramel.
THEN we'll see.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:30,
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Jesus Christ how fat do you want to be? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 10:31,
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What we'll see, is me complaining like a BITCH(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:31,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1979722
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:37,
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Jane's Addiction'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:10,
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I might be having a funny turnCan someone pop round in about 20 minutes and make sure I haven't swallowed my tongue? Or anyone else's, for that matter.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:42,
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As long as sand isnt involved Im inI fucking HATE the beach, sand, the general public.
Oh and alcohol. Lots of.
4/7. WHO CARES.
0_O
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:44,
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Beaches are well overrated, agreed.Bars overlooking them, terraces etc, great - beaches themselves I find hugely irritating.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:47,
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HEY EVERYONE!!!Why will you never go hungry on a beach????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:52,
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Because the sea weed?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:53,
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BECAUSE OF THE SAND WHICH IS THERE!!!!(SANDWICHES - GEDDIT???)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:54,
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Oh now that *is* clever(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:00,
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I'd love to take the credit for this but I really can't.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:06,
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You'd like to get credit in any shape or form(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:16,
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This is extremely amusing!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:24,
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I was thinking more Oran "Juice" Jones(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:31,
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Really? I have no problem at all doing that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:00,
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as long as you use shredless it makes a decent lube(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:04,
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I like the element of surprise that thick-cut peel offers to the bedroom sportsman(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:06,
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you just never know when one of those slippery buggers will weasel it's way up your japs eye like a parasitic south american river fish(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:07,
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Ah you mean the old 'Robinson's Roulette' - I love that frisson of danger!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:09,
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to get to the other side?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:07,
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We have a zing a minute round here, don't we?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:28,
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Thump(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:33,
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You missed his post yesterday then?www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1978272
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:30,
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It's OK i'm back from the food shop(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:28,
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I've started a cheery new thread(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:42,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 11:44,
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