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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I just took my kid to school for the first time.
I ent even lyin bruv I shed a tear or two. That was a really big deal for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:43, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have an entirely child-free day today...I also shed a tear.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I never thought I'd ever get to do it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Yeah, that's brilliant
Are you collecting her too?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
nah but I had her pretty much all weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Sweet
Good weekend to have her, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
*sobs*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
How lovely.
Are you late for work now?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
hugely but boss is fine with it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
I suppose with you out of the office for a couple of hours
It'll save them from having one of their Amazon fire sales that they hadn't planned for.

Everyone wins.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)
You should just blow it off this morning, head on up to Barnet and we'll have a sandwich and a coffee.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Deafening silence.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
No wifi in Barnet

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Oh no, we're all quite whiffy in Barnet, we don't have mains water yet.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I hate him, he builds me up and then he knocks me down :(

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I'd love to - but I have two off sick (just got in) so v busy today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
When you say school
you of course mean the bit just outside the 200m exclusion zone that you aren't allowed to go beyond... and then waved solemnly.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Nah bruv str8 in there
It was only when I starting wanking and singing 'the wheels on the bus' in a creepy falsetto that they asked me to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)
I remember taking my sprog to school the first time
It was wonderful. Its a shit hassle chore type thing now but it was great the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I was cryin like a pusseh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Awwww wee lamb

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I'm saying no more on the subject to protect my rep as an Internet Tough Guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Awwwwwwww, you know she's gonna get bullied for having a batty-boy dad who cries at the school gate.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Nah mate I also shanked a couple of people, just in case

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Hah, make someone a bitch on your first day.... iniit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

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