Anyone fancy going to see the chessboxing?
uk-offers.timeout.com/deals/chessboxing-offer

What's the weirdest event/thing you've ever been to?

Alt: as the middle of the day has recently passed, are you planning to consume sustenance? Perhaps you might choose to convey the details.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:23, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't know what these cretins are bleating about I got to your link alright, typical Sheffielders
I would like to go to that, could be a laugh.

Alt: Baps
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I went to see Steven Segal's band once.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:29, Reply)

DId he ninja anyone?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:32, Reply)

if by ninja you mean monty boyce lie about beheading a tramp, no.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:33, Reply)

fuck off you scotch flid

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

not my fault you're a fucking honda accord QOTWer

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Yes it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

What's all this about you beheading a tramp Mon?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I'm not at liberty to discuss it, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Can you recommend someone that is at liberty to discuss it Mon?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Fraid not no, top secret innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

That sex party round at your parents' house was a bit weird.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I honestly didn't expect you to be there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I took Monty chess boxing when we first started going out.
It's bizarre, but entertaining for an hour or so.
( wanderlust, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:34, Reply)

So he's watched boxing in the past but still got beaten up by his ex?
Did he learn nothing?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:36, Reply)

You've seen tall men walking around
and you're still an angry dwarf.
( wanderlust, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:39, Reply)

POWWWWWW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Did you just get hit by a girl again?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

BOOOO-YEAH

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I've never heard of it
I taken my son and a few of his friends to see WWE, that was funny as fuck
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I've been to a few weddings
They were pretty weird
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:51, Reply)

One day you will catch that bouquet
Twoey then it will all be over
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Some day my prince will come

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Talking of which where is THEOBAN?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Hey, good point
I hope he's not dead or injured or something.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Ohhhh no, have we got an Irish version of Lassie or Skippy the bush Kangeroo....
that we can send out out to look for him?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Spuddy, the tipsy leprechaun

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Finbar the Fallow Deer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Sup Lighty
I have left over BBQ I fear that I will not be able to eat it all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:56, Reply)

David Cameron you are one MASSIVE bellend scum cunt. Who is sick, Dave? Who fucks off on their jollyup in Ibiza when the rest of the country are laying flowers in Woolwich and at their local War Memorials? Did the QUEEN fuck off on her holidays? NO. She went to Woolwich and met Lee Rigby's collegues. Apparently she didn't go round where all the flowers and flags are. I wish she had done because you can feel it in the atmosphere.. I went there last Sunday, I saw all the flags and flowers, YOU WALK UP THAT ROAD that leads up to where they all are YOU CAN FEEL IT WHAT HAPPENED. There is an atmosphere that this fucking horrendous thing happened and you can feel it. The 11 year old kid that was with us could feel it. AND YOU FUCK OFF TO IBIZA. You might want to think about staying there, cunt, cos the whole country fucking hates you. I hate you!!! But I can't be bothered to put any emotion into it because you ain't worth the shit i cough up out of my lungs in the morning. I look at you with "distain", I think the word is? I look at your fucking face and I think in my head "who is this fucking cunt and what level of cheek has HE GOT to say there is no one sicker than EDL"? YOU ARE A CUNT and I have a ringtone especially sings this to YOU! You have 2 more years left to fuck us over. DO YOUR WORST. WANKER. AND I seen your name endorsing the Uaf, these are the people who have been vandalising War Memorials, 2 I know of are Brighton and Oxford, and these are the ones who blinded the nurse in Brighton just because they could and these are the cunts who YOU ENDORSE AND YOU FUCK OFF TO IBIZA. WHO IS FUCKING SICK, REALLY DAVE??????????? ???????????????????????????? You will need to go in the mental hospital if you ever meet my face YOU ARE A CUNT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. BASTARD. STAY IN IBIZA YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

How are the Meds, Gonz?????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)

He's only saying what we were all thinking.
Vote for Nigel Havers!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

By Nigel Havers you really mean Stunned don-cha?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I bet whoever wrote that has been to Ibiza

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

NOT WHILE ARE BRAVE BOYS ARE BEING MURDERED ON THE STREETS OF BRITAIN HE DIDNT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

RINGTONE MOTHER FUCKER, SO WHEN PEOPLE BELL ME UP FOR DRAW'N'SHIT IT GOES "cAAAAAAMMMMOOOOOOORRRRROOOON" in the style of Khan.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Hey Gonz we all owe you a big thankyou by the way

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)

How comes?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Well if you didn't let Supermatt know about the thread yesterday......
it would have been a really mundane afternoon
so....





THANK YOU
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Oh, erm, ok.
I was talking to him that morning, i'm not exactly gonna keep on talking to him and _not_ mention that a bunch of people posting pictures of him on a message board. He's a mate, and I reckon he's safe 'nuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I'll give him his due he's got Stones

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Thats the tight "super" trousers for you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:25, Reply)

For me...........
I think I'll passed Fankyouverymuch
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:27, Reply)

He does pretty much what he wants when he wants, doesn't give a toss what this lot think.
I can relate to that, I like what I like 'cus I like it, not because it's uncool or anything like that.

As someone who did a lot of shit growing up he didn't wanna do because of peer pressure, I ain't got a problem with people who goes against the grain like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

s t
ox urst

/bladerunner
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I didn't know everyone was here, and I started a new thread.
My life sucks : (

Alt: I'm enjoying a 'cup of soup' as week speak.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Weak speek MOAR like.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Brain mellllltinnnnnnggggggggggg

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)