Shit loads of stuff.
I'v come to the conclusion that my head is so full of useless facts that there is no room for the location of my wallet or key work tasks that must be completed.

I made some religeuses at the weeked. Gert lush.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:51, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

BADGER
Thank god you're here, I'm laughing my fucking arse off here and you're the only one who'll appreciate it. Three things. Clarke, Warner, 10-2 off 3. You can't write material this funny.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)

i can lol at this
+ www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/22867634
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

And it was Guptill ran out Hughes as well.
Fucking brilliant.

I can just imagine the thoughts in Hughes' head. "must. not. edge. to. Guptill. must. not.. Oh, a run, I haven't edged to Guptill, yeeesssss Oh fucking cock"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I was wrong
It turns out you CAN write material this funny

*clicks*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)

A friend has just posted on Facebook
"unclear what Joe Root was doing in a pub. we can only assume he'd borrowed Trott's ID"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Hahahaha
I'd nick that if I had more than about 3 friends sophisticated enough to get it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:00, Reply)

There once was a man called Mitchell McClenaghan, he bowls full and pitches up again, Watson nicks and now he's out again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Also, fighting Root?
The Aussie cunt could at least have picked on an adult.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Wish he'd started on Bresnan
He'd have a suspension and a broken hand
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Or Trott.
A suspension and he'd have woken up rolled in carpet in a shallow grave.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)

There is something genuinely unnerving about Trottski isn't there
Him and Arjen Robben, you never see them in the same place at the same time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Bresnan Finn
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

maybe he thought that he was asking for sex

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)

ghey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)

50 shades of ghey.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)

This is the beginning of your getting fat after having a baby.
As other vices are limited and all there is left to do is eat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Nah, I made them for Lady Badger.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)

feeder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah.
or not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Morning Mr Zip

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I do not understand this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmYXjuDAI8
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Ah, Britain must be stopped
I see.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)