i told my boss that he had "a big one coming" but i was talking about a caseload
alt: meh.

pondering how to spend my ill-gotten gains on amazon. they sell too much; i can't make that decision.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I can spend it no problem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Sorry Sport, I think they're out of stock of 'One Pound Fish'

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

You could give it to me.


oo-err
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

You could purchase me a years supply of razor blades
and still have £140 left.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)

ATTENTION AL...ATTENTION AL...
No one gives 2 shits about your razor blade fixation...unless you're going to DYAAKY.

...MESSAGE ENDS...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Sorry fister, did you have a point? I may have missed it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Nope. Not a thing. Nothing to see here squire.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Fair enough. Do you like shaving?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I would say that 'like' is perhaps too strong a word.
I shave. That pretty much sums up the experience for me.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)

What you need is a really nice double edged safety razor,
a badger bristle brush, some nice Taylors shaving cream and a load of Shark or Astra blades and you will find that shaving becomes an actual pleasure.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

A pleasure?
We are talking about shaving here, aren't we?

Pleasure is a nice cool gin and tonic on a hot day; caressing a fully-pitched delivery through the covers for four; stumping some prick who's been fooled by the flight of the spinner; oh aye - and a right nice BJ.

Now what were you on about?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Something less gay than cricket. I was talking about getting hot and soapy and stroking slowly and carefully.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Cricket? Gay? WTF? Just wait till Darth reads this....oh wait.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)

i agree with these definations of pleasure
may I also add knocking out some pricks middle stump so it cartwheels away?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)

You may, although bowling is some kind of voodoo thing of which I know bugger all.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)