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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I reckon it'll take me an hour to build something that'll have a huge flashing sign on my computer within a second of when the last number is called.
It goes in a loop, once someone has called, they put a new number in.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:10, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
what the fuck are you on about?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
What?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Oh good, I'm glad it's not just me being thick.

Gonz darling, you're going to have to explain that. No complicated words, please.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I assume it has something to do with opiates

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I suppose some context would be nice.
news.o2.co.uk/winatabletz/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Ah, right.
Is that worth winning? I suppose you could always sell it for a few bob.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I wouldn't say 'no' to a free one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Wahey!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I just coded a timing procedure
which was far more difficult than it should have been
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
What you writing in Sporters?
I'm using jQuery and KnockoutJS at the moment, and it's doing my box in.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Good old batch scripting FTW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Yuck.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I just took a look to see what knockoutjs is.
Looks alright, not entirely sure what I can do in it that I can't do in jquery though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)
It's like an extension of jquery, bolted on top. Pretty clever when you get to grips with it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:24, Reply)
i got to grips with your mum last night
and in quicktime I had flash-ed my jquery all over her interface
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
We've discussed this before Dad, it's not fucking funny, ok?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
fucking hell that would make me what? 80 something?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Old enough to be my husband.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)
almost

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Self-zingaling

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:31, Reply)
That would explain your dodgy sartorial choices and fascination with oak flooring...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)
+ inability to cope with technology

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Wait, is he Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
MWAH xxxx

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
finger on the pulse as ever b3th

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)
She needs to know when to find the life insurance policies innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Sorry, for some reason I thought that was in reference to the rev.
Must concentrate more on what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
hang up, you guessed it was me from these slanderous accuastions?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Its only slander if it's not true

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Less 'guessed'
more 'recognised'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:46, Reply)
DAMN IT, THE NUMBER WAS ENGAGED, I HAD THAT IN THE PALM OF MY HAND !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)

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