Me and Mrs Hats made up our own
For instance, our 2nd anniversary was 'Robot', so we bought each other toy robots. One year was 'Giraffe', with a similar outcome. We haven't decided what this year is yet. I will consider any suggestions from my online peers.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:09, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Something shepherdy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I won't lie, I could use a new crook

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Where's barryfromeastenders when you need him?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Under Stunned's patio. Duh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I don't understand this reference :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Previous poster caught knicking stuff IRL from another B3tan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Woah!
Classy. I did hear about a /talker that secretly took photos of female b3tan's feet at a b4sh, then posted them on his foot-fetish blog. The girls in question were, understandably, quite cross about this.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

HE JUST HAD A KEEN INTEREST IN WOMEN'S FASHION.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Which poster was it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)

The bitch with the dirty feet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I don't remember, sorry
Someone else will remember, I dare say.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)

It certainly wasn't Webclam, AKA Dangermouse. He just had an interest in women's fashion.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Haahahah, ohh malc, you crazy midget pervert.
His ex wife was TERRIFYING in a "she could hold off an army of Vikings" way. And the new one was just as bad in a Red Pokerdots kind of way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I will answer for Chompy
Owls
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

This is a good idea actually
A big fucking screech owl in a too-small cage.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I like those little owls you know the ones, Little Owls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I thought you liked the Teat ones

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)

LTI

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Yeah, they're awesome
I wonder if they do a big little owl?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Well Mr Twin Peaks
I would suggest that this years anniversary is the Porn anniversary,
Its a gift that keeps on giving
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)