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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Friday afternoon generic wind down thread
I have numerous shitty tasks to get over and done with before 5pm and the pub. I have coffee, RATM Live and Dairy Milk Oreo to get me through it.

How are you surviving Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:22, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm googling "my piss smells a bit like apples" and getting worried.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)
??? apples
What does it say?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:24, Reply)
YOU FUCKED GRANNY SMITH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I never knew b3th's sirname was Smith

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Sorry sporters
Benny has the best comedy answer. I feel ashamed.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Google says
"Look out of the window, if you see that you are in Somerset this is completely normal" " If however you see concrete cows it is BAD AIDS best DYAAKY sorry to be the bearer"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
That I'm dehydrated, if it carries on I should go to the doctor and it may be an infection.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Stop chugging cox then

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Who are you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
YM
Now go get your fuckin' shinebox!
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Ok, I don't care.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)
*noogies*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Mine was the colour of Rose's Lime Cordial earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)
NO FRUIT ROSE CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)
*nyuck nyuck nyucks*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
It would probably taste better than lime cordial

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I've got a mexican cervesa homebrew which I had last night.
It's pretty shit, sweet larger with lime in it, but it got me hammered, must be 6-7%+ I didn't expect that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)
That sounds fucking grim

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Tastes a bit like Sol,
So yeah, not great but meh drinkable, won't do it again.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Which is probably why I'm an apple pisser.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)
You piss it all of the day
Oo arr oo arr ay etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I have the first episode of The Fixer on the go on my ipad whilst in the office and am in the middle of arrangements to go drinking with Stunned later.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Ep 11 of Hannibal for the Metro home

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I've recorded the series but not yet watched any

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)
It is "fucking great"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Battered's number plate is Ep11

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)
EP11 5P42

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)
D10PEY

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)
If you had a license or the cash to own a car, yours would be W4 NKA

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
or D34LER

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)
MB 01 IVA

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:42, Reply)
ND 3BT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
yeah well
I am listening to gardeners question time... How cool am I
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I'm to fucking busy to worry about getting through
the good thing is time is flying
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I'm getting involved
In some poorly scripted, farcical scrapes with my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I read that as facial
and thought you was on about the last thread
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I am fannying about and looking at the clock every ten seconds.
I don't recommend this 'technique'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:33, Reply)
What's the time now?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
dunno, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I have ordered 2 Giant Chicken Dumplings
to take home tonight, I hope the fuckers have saved them for me.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
No one cares about your fucking chicken dumplings.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Yeah, it's all about the homebrew :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Puff Daddys less known Zzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Thanks "Flavor Flav"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Are you joining me and the lummox for a pint later?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I'll come down, I'll get you a special pint of warm cider.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)
sure OK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Excellent. I'll text you when I know where.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I am listening to the cricket on the radio in my home office
With the match on the telly through in the living room (not lounge you southern woofters) so that I can run through and watch when anything interesting happens.

Rock and indeed roll.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Rob media whore manuel has been mentioned in the guardian
m.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jun/14/eurozone-crisis-markets-japan-greece-ert
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Had a couple of wanks and a cup of tea

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I prefer milk in mine

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Textbook

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I done a stupid Bupa questionairre
In preperation for two hours of intrusive examination in a few weeks time.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
71b). Do you take it up the shitter?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)
This is good innit?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Not really, no
You'd hope more people would be skiving at this hour on a Friday
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
I wish I was, I can't catch my breath

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Plenty do to for me
Working all weekend
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)
7am-1pm tomorrow for me
I hate being a key holder :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
9am-5pm Sat and Sun potentially
Good overtime though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
well at least I will have someone to post to 9am-1pm tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)
+groom

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Asthma lulz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Old expression meaning I'm as busy as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)
a likely story
wheezy lungs... You will be blaming hayfever next, fucking flids who get hurt by pollen... I mean how shit do you have to be injured by pollen... weak arsed numbnut fuckers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:41, Reply)
He's such a cunt eh Bonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:44, Reply)
too fucking right Monts
Ol Double H with his wheezy lungs and callipers, for his spazzy legs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)
woah, waitaminute
Are you saying I could walk down a bowling alley without disturbing the game?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Click for a proper chuckle

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:53, Reply)
are you saying I iron my pants over a boomerang?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Taunting colleagues as I get to leave first

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Everyone needs a hobby

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Is it eviction night already?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)
alright Locus

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I think s/he has already gone

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)
10 mins and counting
I need a fucking pint
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)
6pm for me, deffo cans on tube, I couldn't give a fuck about a) it being crass and b) illegal
It's sunny, it's Friday and by then I shall be 0N H0L1D4Y
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:41, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Boy do I need a break

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Me too
I have had no annual leave this year :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I've had the odd day here and there but turning 40 will take up a fair bit of mine

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Nice one what have you got planned so far?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:47, Reply)
My mother is renting a house in Oct for a week somewhere in Wiltshire
as her missus turns 70 just after I hit 40 so 'fun' and games there, Lusty has something planned for mine too I think, not 100% sure
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I had fun and games with your mum when she turned 69
Ifyouknowwhatimean
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)
No I don't, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
She's only 64, you see.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
getting older
losing her hair


oh god I have bored myself with this tedious pun
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)
dunno someone told me 69 was some kind of sex thing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)
It's when you have sex 69 times in a night,
I do it all the time.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:59, Reply)
+ when I am wearing my dating balaclava



*yes I am sticking with this*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:02, Reply)
oh yeah I do that like all the time

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Was Batts the first out of you lot to hit 40?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Yup, smallest in size, biggest in age....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
That give you a few months of unrelenting age jokes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Bloody hell her missus turns 70
Man that's gonna be some cheese toastie peeling going on
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I've gone off you now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
thats twice in as many days
a personal record
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)
You should pull your top over your head and run around with your arms outstretched like those football chaps do.
They seem to enjoy it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I am doing it Monts
I feel like the King of the World
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:01, Reply)
You should go to Berlin on Monday

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:47, Reply)
fuck that full of pakis innit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:48, Reply)
typical jew

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)
By having a swift pint while little tangle is at his piano lesson.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Anything but going back to face....'her', right?
The grinding inanity, the foghorn-like voice....that breath......
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:48, Reply)
You've no idea mate it's driving me mad

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)
shank her in the lung, bruv
there's not a court in the land that would convict you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Rory will get me off won't he?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:52, Reply)
He can paint her in a bad light
He's good at that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:53, Reply)
her face looks like god
painted her in a bad light


IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Deffo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Sod this I'm solid gone

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)
me too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:03, Reply)
I spent most of the afternoon titting about with lasers

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:07, Reply)
i like breasts

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:10, Reply)
breast lasers? Brasers?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:11, Reply)

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