So what do you have planned for this week? Anything less than dull for a change?
Alt: go on then; lunch?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:43, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well on Wednesday I have the day off work because my friend died from cancer and its her funeral!

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I'm reading this in a very upbeat way

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I think it's the exclamation mark

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Well he is getting the day off.
There will probably be sandwiches or summat at the wake and all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:56, Reply)

No instructions have been given
and I only have one suit and its grey. Should I wear a grey suit? Or black trousers and a shirt? Or a clown suit? I just don't know, whenever people have died before they've been my biker mates so its all greasy leather jackets and jeans.
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Grey suit, white shirt, black tie. Black shoes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

black shoes, gray trousers, white jacket, piano key tie, bald

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I don't have a white shirt
can I wear a black shirt grey tie?
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Are you allergic to any types of trousers?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

black suit
single red armband
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:08, Reply)

with a white circle containing a swastika on it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)

going to a leaving do tonight.
I wanted to fob it off, but two other people cancelled before I could and I felt bad so I have to go :(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

If they're leaving you won't see them again, so it doesn't matter. So bin it off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I'll see her tomorrow and wednesday,
It's in a nice pub though, so not like the worst thing ever.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Is there a buffet?
And if so, will there be chicken legs?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Stag in Berlin on Friday
other than that, just a load of laundry.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Your collection of cardigans?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I found a purple furry one in a charity shop for the stag.
I look like a gay caveman.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:55, Reply)

But what do you look like when you wear it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I misread that as gay caravan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

lunchstomped :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Nowt
But I'm thinking I might go see a film or a comedy night or summat.

Alt: M&S Roast Chicken Salad sandwich. Actually nicer than a Tesco one, not sure it's 95p better though.

PS. We should get Monty this t-shirt: www.tickld.com/t/143343
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Ha ha. That's his birthday present sorted.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Found it to buy:
www.threadsquad.com/view/1006786/im_kind_of_a_big_deal_on_a_fairly_irrelevant_social_media_site_t_shirt
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I don't know what you mean.
My life is very exciting.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:59, Reply)

No, I don't think so

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I'm going to do some Turtle research
and try to think of a name for it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Isoceles

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Myrtle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:17, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1993058
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I've thought of a name

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I've thought of four, they're well original.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:22, Reply)

OOOH
How about some sort of play on the word "total"? That'd be well lol.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Five now, last one is the MOST original. "Speedy"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Is the turtle edible?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Steve

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:25, Reply)

ha ha, that's a person name, lol

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I'm so silly!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

As is 'Phillip'
And 'Joshua'. Both decent names for turtles.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

A Testudy of Turtles
Treatortoise
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Damien Hurst

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Dick Van Dyke The Turtle

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Will Ferrell

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Trousers

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Hahahaha how about "Polly"
as though you'd hohohohoho misunderstood what type of animal it was!!!
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I quite like this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Ferdinand DiBargos

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Ginsters

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:33, Reply)

do you microwave it in the packaging?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I don't know much about turtles, so I'm gonna say yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Eric Cantona The Turtle

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Ghengis FuckShell.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)

ohhhhhh
Ghengis I like this name too
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Sorry about your friend.
Boring back to work week followed by a bbq on Saturday, weather permitting. Weather not permitting it will just be food and a piss up.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:23, Reply)

So, Stuart Hall.
Should he have played his joker or not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Working like a Japanese prisoner of war
make some adjustments to my CV, buying a Chinese Olympic ping pong costume, buying a leather gift for Mrs Ape, seeing some friends what have been travelling for a year, maybe making katsu curry, applying for jobs, buying a new sheet, ironing a shirt for a wedding on saturday...that's all I can remember at the moment
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I like Katsu curry, but it's messy to make and I can't get the breadcrumbs to stick properly.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:26, Reply)

did you buy Panko?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I've only ever made it from these kits
www.ocado.com/webshop/product/Blue-Dragon-Katsu-Curry-Meal-Kit/83931011
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I see...
I dunno I was planning on cooking from scratch, i might suggest flouring the chicken before egg dippinfg, to ensure a better eggy coating and subsequant breadcrumb crust
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:36, Reply)

'member going out drinking three nights on the trot and still being able to get up for lectures in the morning?
'member going to gigs and sleeping around and not having bills?

'member?
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:27, Reply)

:(
member wednesday afternoon piss ups?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

11am to 11pm at the SU
you'd get so drunk you'd end up sober again.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

And only a pound a pint.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)

oh yeah I have a load of bills to pay and direct debits to set up!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Cinema tonight, then not much planned for the rest of the week

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)

What you off to see?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Can you really afford £12 on a cinema ticket, £7 on pop corn, £4 on a gallon of fizzy pop and £8 on some nachos?
that's a £31 night out or a potential 3.5% reduction in your debt.

Naked Ape "getting the deficit down"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)

You're forgetting he gets a 'discount' on the sweets.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:43, Reply)

he supports the pick and mix on the scales so it weighs less?
people like him are why woolys don't exist :(
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)

that whole sorry confession is on QOTW somewhere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:50, Reply)

The original got deleted
We only have Rory's version of the story preserved.
Although it is pretty much the same.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:55, Reply)

No, as it's £3.50 for a ticket tonight, and I don't tend to buy anything from the cinema.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:04, Reply)

BOOM, strike two

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I mean if I get anything, I go to the Tesco next door to it, as I can get the same stuff, only cheaper

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:13, Reply)

*bookmarks post*
*trots it out in 18 months time when AA complains about his local cinema closing down*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:07, Reply)

£7.00 for an adult Tuesday-Saturday
£3.50 for anyone Sunday & Monday
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I'm off LARPing at the weekend
so this week will mostly be prep for that, fun but slightly nerve wracking.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:33, Reply)

How much prep do you have to do?
Not shower, gain weight, get acne?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Regrow your virginity.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:36, Reply)

everything you'd have to do for a 3 days camping trip somewhere with no facilities what so ever
plus all the prep yopu'd do if you had to make your own costume/props for a play.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)

What character are you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Gay space cowboy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:43, Reply)

or a gangster of bum love

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:44, Reply)

this should be you sig CQ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:47, Reply)

FML
I've made myself "jasmin green tea" instead of normal green tea.

CAN THIS WEEK GET ANY WORSE
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)

^ first world middle class problem right here ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)

You've hit rock bottom, man.
Might as well kill yourself.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I'll drown myself in my jasmin infused tea at my desk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Vote for my suggestion, then you can tell us all about it afterwards
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1992864
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:54, Reply)

firewalled I'm afraid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

How odd.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)

yeah i dunt get it either

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)

go on then have a click
b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1990834

I also liked this suggestion
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

at least it didn't have mint in it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I drank loads of mint tea in Morroco, what's that all about
it doesn't even have any fucking tea innit and heaven forbid you try and dunk a chocolate hob nob in it, all kinds of wrong
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:55, Reply)

france did a terrible job civilising them

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)

It depends
Did you realise you were homosexual before you made the green tea?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:54, Reply)

When your dad looked over his shoulder and whispered "fill me up" I had my suspicions

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:55, Reply)

no chance
it's like Heathrow's windsock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I dropped my pasty : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)