I've never been to liverpool
I watched the remake of the liverbirds when I was little but it was shit and I didn't understand it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's actually quite nice.
I'm going back there in November for Epic Shopping.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Liverpool is like any other city in the known world
the centre where all the money gets spent is very nice, the rest is a mixture of scumbags and decent people without the funds to get out of the shithole part.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)

It's fine apart from the massive sense of entitlement of the locals

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)

self pity city

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Nerys Hughes - geddit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)

not the condiment

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)

when i was a letting agent in manchester
i had around 4,000 tenants, 400 of whom were in liverpool.

i spent more time in liverpool county court than anywhere else. scousers just don't think things like "paying rent" apply to them, it seems.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Once they've paid the leccy
there's only enough for either the pub or the rent.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I was talking to a pissed up scouser in a pub once, who asked me what my 'perk' was at my job.
I didn't understand him at first, but then it transpired this was chirpy scouse speak for "What do you steal from your employers?"
They're a loveable bunch alright.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

remember the interview with thompson and venables?
"what were you doing in the mall?"

"we was only out robbin'"

only in liverpool could stealing be a defence to murder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Ill-placed snobbery from a Manc, here.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)

i have never lived in manchester

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)

You do the patented Manchester monkey-swagger out of affectation, I suppose.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)

you're thinking of battered
and his "just shat a watermelon, me" strut
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Am I?
Oh. I guess the two of you do look pretty similar. You're not related, are you?
( Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Terry Venables? Blimey, I knew he was dodgy.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Surely in Liverpool a "perk" is where you go to play "footy"
or to drink cheap alcohol until the world spins.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)

In Liverpool a "perk"
is an early release from this mortal coil.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

It'll End In Tears?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)