Fuck yeah I've just made some sweet chili red peper appricot vinegar sugar agar agar lime sauce jelly jam thinggy donno till it sets.
you alright?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:51, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

job hunting, it's boring

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:59, Reply)

It certainly fucking is
/unemployed in 2.5 week's time blog.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:10, Reply)

I don't have that hanging over my head at least

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:14, Reply)

It's a bit grim.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:21, Reply)

+ oop north
can you survive on Tourette's income at least?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Not really, she's just had her hours cut as from September
by the head of the school, even though her line manager says she needs her for 5 days.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:28, Reply)

piss...
Having made that flippant comment, are you guys really feeling the ongoing financial issues? It doesn't seem too dire down here...not wishing to sound like a dick or nowt.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Too late for that, I'm afraid.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:34, Reply)

quiet you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)

you're not the boss of me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:38, Reply)

You're not the boss of /OT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:20, Reply)

I'm not the boss of anything.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Clickin dis

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:38, Reply)

It's OK at the moment,
but a significant cut in income is going to mean some serious readjustment. On the plus side, we own our home outright so can't be turfed into the street.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:44, Reply)

What sort of jobs are you going for?
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:12, Reply)

brand, brand marketing, customer marketing, pimping

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Client side or agency side?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:16, Reply)

I'm agency at the moment, but client side would be ok
would be nice to not have to run around after people fr once!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Cool, plus you'll be able to take ownership of a brand.
I've always been agency side, but mostly because the client-side generally doesn't have the whole skillsets required in web. I mean, like, i'd be shit at a designer's roll, but fantastic dev, and the client-side generally combines the two.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:24, Reply)

yeah exactly...tbh, i just want to be more creative
in a business rather than drawing/designing kind of way and not run something that exists already!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:30, Reply)

That's the sort of thing I'd love to be doing
but of course, I don't have the years of industry relevant experience.
Or experience of much at all, really.

Is anyone hiring 'internet loafers' these days?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:33, Reply)

i need a bean bag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)

you need a fucking brain cell

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Yeah well you need to not be a northern prick lord metal faced cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:45, Reply)

I am not Northern.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Alright Dozer.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Pretty sure you are from northern Britain.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Coolio, I'd quite like a more creative roll myself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:41, Reply)

you bender

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:48, Reply)

I'm confused
Are you calling him a bender or a cunt here?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:54, Reply)

I bet its brown.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Racist.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:12, Reply)

I see some healthy veg, and I want to fry it brown.
No nutriments anymore, deep fried until it's brown.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:15, Reply)

You just killed one of my favourite songs.
Damn you, pops. damn you to Heck.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Tee Hee Eee

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Just peachy, thank you very much for asking.
How's the world of sweaty internet sex pesting?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:30, Reply)

it's great, never a dull moment!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I asked a girl in belguim to marry me because she reconized me the day before.
She said she doesn't speak much english and doesn't get the joke =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:42, Reply)

no i am ill gonz

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Damn man you need harribo

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:42, Reply)

you might be on to something bro

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:50, Reply)

I ate TWO 3 Musketeers today : (
By my reckoning that's six musketeers I've necked.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Me too stomach bug. I am chundering. Not pleasant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Oh dear you poor little lamb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Innit. Puking in my new downstairs loo. Moved in today.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Alright Gonz.
I is buying a bergen. Online. There's a lot out there.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Whats that one for?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Noncing trips

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:48, Reply)

W H Smith tried to give me a free daily Fail today.
They seemed most put out when I refused.

/CSB
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:00, Reply)

I think with age,
the Fail seems to make more sense. Fucking depressing.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:05, Reply)

^ racist ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:17, Reply)

^Realist^

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Oh dear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Cheaper to get a free water with the torrygraph than it is to buy a water.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:43, Reply)

yeah, but I was buying a Diet Pepsi.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Chinny reckon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 23:16, Reply)