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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Innit. I think I may caught this from an omelette I had for lunch yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Omelettes are shit, I hop you've learned your lesson

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
DON'T FUCKING START THIS AGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I have printed out reams of omelette recipes, but i do resent paying omlette tax

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:34, Reply)
You should just e-mail them instead

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)
It will be quite sometime before I have another.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)
what you want to do is, make sure you've whisked the eggs up really fluffy before cooking, then add to a really hot pan with butter, bnefore flipping and finishing under the grill
then to finish you should roll it up and force it up your cock end with a wooden spoon so you shit out a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
what you want to do is, make sure you've whisked the eggs up really fluffy before cooking, then add to a really hot pan with butter, before flipping and killing yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I reckon this place could do with a good death to liven things up.
Who d'you reckon is closest to the edge?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Are we talking suicide or murder?
Because I reckon Frank won't take much pushing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Perhaps someone could just have a quiet, lonely bedsit death, with the body left undiscovered for a couple of weeks?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Until somebody notices the smell and kicks the door down
to find Frank, face totally uneaten by a parrot because it doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Woah!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
hahahahaha yeah
hahahahahahahahahaha
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Which reminds me.....
Has anyone heard anything from Theoban????????
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
He's got you on 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
It's Probs. for the best

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)
AA I reckon, those debts are gonna ruin him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)
The finishing touches are the important part of an omelette

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I didn't cook it myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
couldn't reach the stove eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Because you're too short to see the hob?
EDIT - Piss.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
oh man we're like brothers!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Yeah
Grumpy and Dopey
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)
clikin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Cunty & spasticy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)
which one am I? Is this a dwarf joke? Cos I'm pretty tall really

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)
It depends on what you used to measure yourself with

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)
your mum's penis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)

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