mr b3th is knocking on the door of seventy
and is just about starting to think of himself as old.

I'm more concerned that, as I turn forty this year, I now have to consider that I might be middle aged.

Actually, there's not much of a 'might' about it. Cheers mate, that's brought me right down now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You are probably more than half way through your life now
Hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)

If it wasn't for my lolmeds
I might be three quarters of the way through my life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)

life pie
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:42, Reply)

The Life of Pie on /offtopic is approx 3.14 mins

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Does it matter what type of pie it is?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Salad pie doesn't really cut it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Hairy fish pie.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:49, Reply)

For Cods sake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:49, Reply)

i was idly eyeing up the cheese and onion pies in EAT today
900 cals and 60 grams of fat for one pie?

wtf?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I think the clue may be in the word "cheese"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

and "pie"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Pie in 'not healthy' shocker.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

*drops monocle*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

+ into pie.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:54, Reply)

*eats monocle*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:55, Reply)

You're eating a one-eyed pie?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)

It does keep winking at me, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)

You better hope it don't spit

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:01, Reply)

i never eat pies as i don't really like them
but i just fancied a piece of cheese and onion goodness today.

i have decided to go with a mushroom cup-a-soup instead. go me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Ham and pease pudding sammich
N to the O to the M
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)

WTF is pease pudding?
apart from in the pot, 9 days old?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pease_pudding
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

so basically houmous then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Thanks "Peter Mandleson"
Err, not like houmous at all. Split lentils and peas cooked with a ham
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I'm guessing it's made with
whippets, coal and despair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:01, Reply)

No, that's our regional drink
WCD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Add in a bit of work men's club comedy
And you've got WCD Blue.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:04, Reply)

That's loser's talk, that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I see your mushroom cup a soup
and raise you my broccoli and cauliflower cup a soup, which is evidently better.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I never 'got' pies, always thinking they're a bit shit.
until I had the pies from social.marksandspencer.com/food-drink/its-deli-cious/ and I swear man they're fucking stunning.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:01, Reply)

What about fruit pies?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Ask Darth

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)