All I know is this
My penis is firm, proud and above all, British. And there's nothing anyone can do to take that away from me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:16, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's it proud of?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Proud, as in protruding from a lower point.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

The knee?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

*boom-sa-daisy's*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I am intrigued about a penis' Britishness.
Does it constantly complain about it's environment regardless of whether it's wet or dry?
( Kroney, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

i figured he meant it looks like a british bulldog
all gnarly and drooly at one end
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Partly this
But mainly that it was born and bred in this great nation of ours.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

When it sees something it doesn't like it's too polite to droop.
Just sighs and gets on with it in silent, judgmental resentment.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

It's also quietly suspicious of asians

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I hope it enjoys patiently queueing
and commenting on the weather.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Probably does it with a stiff upper tip...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

It's now a member of the European Union
'member' GEDDIT!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Haha, yes I do get it, yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Haha, you 'got' his 'member', IN YOUR FACE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Oh my god, I did!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)

We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Speaking as a vegetarian
do you find the idea of sticking a meaty sausage inside a meaty hot-pocket unpleasant? Do you engage in fundamentally unsatisfactory proxy sex using suggestively shaped vegetables?

This is a thinly veiled analogy for my distrust of vegetarianism, in case it wasn't clear. You're meant to take deeply personal offence.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I welcome your interest in becoming a vegetarian with open arms.
I'll gaz you some useful links on the health benefits.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)

they refer to them as
The courgette and The lettuce...

Oooo baby I am so going to munch on your hairy lettuce latter...

Slap me with your mighty courgette
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Have you been spying on me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah Soz about the weird stain in your wardrobe

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I outsourced my penis to India
Many years ago, it is now managed by a chap called "Peter" and it is very much enjoying the nice weather we are having.

To be fair it has saved me a fortune in overheads
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Yes, that is the way the world is going, isn't it
I may have to do the same myself at some point.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Just dont use "Steve"
He abuses his power
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)

He told me he had detected a virus on my computer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)

+ or laptop

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Tsch....that Steve
I'm not even sure that's his real name, you know.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)