I watched that show the other night
It's his "Mum" that's the alien. His father left (or died) when he was tiny, and his real Mum was a massive alcoholic who died when he was about 17.
Dr Freud, your 4 o'clock is here....
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

He still gets regular alien gash though.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Yes, apparently so
Why is it that all of the people that have been abducted by aliens turn out to have some sort of psychological affliction? I just don't understand it. If you were going to study an alien species, you'd pick a smart one, wouldn't you?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

The smart ones know to shut up about it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I certainly won't be telling anyone about the fact that I'm descended from aliens and regularly get visited by sexy nympho aliens.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Like a spaceship could take off with you in it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

something something mountain shaped out of mashed potato something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

: (



AKSHULLY, I'm considered quite svelte on Alpha Centauri.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

on compared to
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Oh
zing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Wait...is this you?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)

That was taken before I put my makeup on.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Hey, you wear a sleeping helmet too!
I thought it was just me!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

The tin foil keeps slipping off during the night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Nah, I suffer from nocturnal auto-pummeling
I punch myself in the face while I sleep.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Even your subconscious hates you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Yeah, NASA's new one only has 32,027 kiloNewtons thrust.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

That's a fuckton of kilospoons.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Is that why you can't usually make it out of bed before 4pm

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

It's not aliens, it's the government testing potentially dangerous drugs that might cure crazy.
So far, tests have been a failure.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Wait, this sounded way too sincere,
I do not believe this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

This is actually true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

To be fair, if I was going to give experimental drugs to loons,
I'd totally dress up like an alien species just to give their family a good excuse to cut them out of the will.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Makes sense

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)