Yet more fanny chat from mumsnet:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1787717-To-think-its-not-normal-to-be-able-to-suck-air-into-your-vagina-and-then-fart-it-out

What physical abnormalities have you encountered in others?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:29, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Despite discussions with many others prior to the act
YMs ringpiece was quite snug
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Textbook response.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Did everyone die or something?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Possibly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)

They're all busy googling famous british women

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Which ones?
Any I should know about?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)

They're all busy sucking air into their vaginas

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I can do that and post on the internet at the same time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Show off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Live webcam show at 11am

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Gonzo's ams are so short that he resembles a rapey, circumcised T-Rex.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)

POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I wonder if thats why the gestapo caught him?
Not enough arm swing when running
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Did you see his post the other day where he said despite thinking he was 5'8'', the hospital measured him & told him he was 5'5''. Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I think you will find that it was 5'5.5"
You bully
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Bully? When Battered found that out he immediately nicknamed Gonz 'lofty'.
Unironically.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)

He's fucked his guts so badly he's shitting out his spine. Only explanation.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)

One vertebrae at a time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Unless he's removed his shins to braise them in chicken soup, jaffa cakes, garlic & Ice Magic.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Hahaha

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Bloody hell, Ice Magic!
Those were the days, my friend!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Only us in the class of '73 would remember such things.
These youngsters today, tsk, * shakes head *, etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Oh dear christ.
I worry about these women, I really do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Mumsnet is the Internet gift that keeps on giving.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)

If this is what happens to you when you have children
I'm happy to be a childless old crone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Yeah, I'm not reading that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Would it turn you on too much whilst at work?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Nah, just don't get your facination with fannies.
In other news, has anyone used any of those freelancer websites? Like
www.freelancer.co.uk/ or www.peopleperhour.com/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Are you looking for work or staff?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I've got every friday off until September, so looking for something to do.
will make spreadsheets 4 cash!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Is there a huge market for that?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I didn't think so but people who are shit at computers seem to be using that site.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)

There seem to be about 50 people going for each job though.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:09, Reply)

that this
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)

It looks like it's a
mercenary or a hitman site
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Isn't that called a queef? Or vart?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Ah, I see we're straying into your area of expertise.
Carry on, Professor.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

breasts
www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/jun/25/women-risk-breast-cancer-daily-drug
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Well I was looking forward to getting nicely wound up
at a bunch of interfering ninnies with nothing better to do than complain about a bunch of portraits on bank notes that no fucker ever looks at unless they're attempting a forgery.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Also, Mick Aston's carked it and I'm appalled at the lack of public mourning.

( Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I'm sure someone will dig up his remains at some point in the future. It'll be what he would have wanted.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Now he's dead there's bound to be noncery claims coming.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)

hey look everyone it's the lovely Stuj
*waves*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)

'Noon The LOVELY Harters.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I think he's the only man who was alive in the Seventies
that Scotland Yard hasn't fingered for noncery.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)

YET.
So what dirt do you reckon he had against plod?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Fanny farts are lol.
TY Mr Battered for introducing me to this site..I'm going to register
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)

My biscuits are stale :(

( Kroney, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)

My boomerang won't come back :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)

My chewing gum has lost its flavour :(

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I woke up this morning.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)

:(
tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)