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cool new thread
Are you cool? Why are you/aren't you?

Who is cool? Who isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:24, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Phil Cool isn't cool.
Work that out!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Phil Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Phil MARR?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:26, Reply)
i saw him live once
not as good as jasper carrott
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:38, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:40, Reply)
in fact, now i come to dredge my memories up........
.......... we saw phil cool by himself once, and then we saw PHIL AND JASPER TOGETHER. AS A DOUBLE TOURING ACT.

IN STOCKPORT.

someone really should have deleted their accounts and killed themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:42, Reply)
i'm a bit down tonight, monty from the internet
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:29, Reply)
yeah I'm okay ta.
Why so glum?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Never mind.

You know that Kroney chap? If he had old fashioned flooring in his new flat and I threw some dynamite at it would he be known as Linoleum Blownapart?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:36, Reply)
it would be known as
"monsieur murdered la flatmate and forfeited le deposit"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Froggy flattened flatmate - fled.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:41, Reply)
dammit it, now i'm singing
froggie went a-courtin' and he did right
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:43, Reply)
If he lived with a footballer
it might be murder on Zidane's floor.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Oh yes.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:46, Reply)
I used to think that The Fonz was cool
Then my chum pointed out that being a middle aged man lodging in some cunts' house is actually not all that cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Without a beheading.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Bear Pookie

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 23:36, Reply)
All of YMs are very cool. So hospitable.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:32, Reply)
the word is 'accommodating'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:33, Reply)
to be fair
mine doesn't reeeeeeally have much say in the matter
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:35, Reply)
I am very cool.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:33, Reply)
put on an extra smoking jacket then.
Central heating won't be invented for decades yet
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:35, Reply)
alright titwanks?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:50, Reply)
I was beginning to think you had eloped with Francis

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:52, Reply)
offline stuff, ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:52, Reply)
NO REAL NAMES

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:53, Reply)
soz Paul, soz xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:54, Reply)
that's better Egbert

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:55, Reply)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:55, Reply)
fucking hell, Scott, you massive twat
NRN!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:56, Reply)
soz Armande

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:58, Reply)
NP Seamus.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:59, Reply)
we still cool Hilary?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:02, Reply)
yer Lindsay, we cool yo xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:03, Reply)
alright Billy Onions

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:55, Reply)
alright Ringofyre

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:56, Reply)
oof
that was below the belt
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:58, Reply)
soz Chompy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:00, Reply)
no worries selcouth

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:01, Reply)
cool Legless, cool xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:02, Reply)

He lives!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:52, Reply)
oh, yay

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:55, Reply)
i just am not because i failed at life, alcoholic, microwave technician, ex girlfriend either took my kid or had a kid with a 60 year old cant remember which
and now all i have to my name is a shoddy bedsit and a dog with palsey
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:00, Reply)
and you can't spell palsy.
Just not your night is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:01, Reply)
just goes from bad to worse

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:06, Reply)
i thought you were
bi, a chef, had a beard

am i wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:08, Reply)
you are as wrong-headed as your taste in men

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:09, Reply)
i am fairly confident these factoids are accurate

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:10, Reply)
shit taste in men though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:11, Reply)
we all make mistakes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:11, Reply)
yer true

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:12, Reply)
that doesnt sound right at all

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:12, Reply)
blame frank

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:15, Reply)
help yourself to a Bentos from the larder
Eat away the pain bro
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:10, Reply)
i'm too poor for a bentos from the larder, gonna have to have a pot noodle from the shed

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:24, Reply)
woah this thread has proper dubs, ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Evenin' all
Anyone still here? I'm cool, made it way past half a century and I'm still not dead - that's gotta be cool - right?

OK, it isn't.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:27, Reply)
super cool
Happy birthday captain placid
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:32, Reply)
or was this just a general comment in which case eff off

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:33, Reply)
not one reply wot a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:50, Reply)
Have a reply.
From me.

You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:50, Reply)
wow bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:52, Reply)
Sorry.
This'll cheer you up.

Local news is reporting 'Rain, in Glastonbury'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:55, Reply)
aww poor old Stunsy.
Mumford and Sons in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:59, Reply)
The rain is by no means the worst part of that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 23:30, Reply)
this was me last week
youtu.be/XBVefn6e5-A
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:39, Reply)
"no tolerance of intolerance" is quite a good line

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:39, Reply)
it's not that good tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:53, Reply)
i was quite proud of myself

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 22:58, Reply)
I'm well cool, aren't I?
I just played a gig in the rain.
One of the other bands was cool.
Anyone who didn't come isn't cool.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 23:29, Reply)
they really should make those bus shelters more weather proof eh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 0:03, Reply)
its a fucking disgrace and the pigs tried to move us on

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 0:07, Reply)

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