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Picking up my kid at 7pm, get her home and off to bed then doing the fucking same thing myself, still feel like shit.
Tomorrow is *supposed* to be sunny so barbecue in the park if so, summat else if not.
I need ideas for my kid's birthday present folks. Her mum's getting her rollerskates, I will get a nice book and some old skool TV DVDs (for me as much as her), but I need suggestions for her main gift. She's got millions of soft toys because half her family are tasteless serfs, but she couldn't give a toss about them or any of the other plastic monstrosities they foist upon her at any given moment. I was thinking about a replica Lewis Chessmen chess set but she's five so that might be a bit cuntish. She does want to learn the game though.
Help a nigga out yo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:13,
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I have a few idea's that may involve different types of timber
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:17,
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Get her a bike. Or a shed.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:20,
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She has a bike. It's repulsive and pink.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:21,
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Also saw this
Thought of you
imgur.com/a/VjLxI
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:33,
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haha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:34,
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hahahahahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:04,
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Nahhhh seriously at the age of 5 one of my sons presents was a dinosaur archaeology set
It consisted of about 12 dinosaurs all encased in sand that came with a little hammer and chisel, he spent hours chiselling each one out then constructing the skeletons and further hours playing with them.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:22,
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Ahhhhhhh, found it only £7 odd
www.purplepuffin.co.uk/gifts/toys-games-archaeology-for-kids-c-100093_9021.htmlWhy is it always the cheap toys they play with the most
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:00,
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Because they're the only ones you get them because you're a parsimonious Jew?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:08,
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:o
For the age group it really is an excellent present, they charge a hell of a lot more for them at the natural history museum
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:10,
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*if Hartley was a rich man, dubba dubba dubba etc*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:15,
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I'm a gonna fiddle your rooftop, sonny jim
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:16,
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YM conversely, is cheap as chips
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:15,
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Yeah....well........errrrrmmmmmmm.......*brow creases*...........
I bet you can't even afford chips.........so there
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:19,
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Avoid this horrifically messy toy - you'll be finding bits of gravel and sand all over your flat for weeks afterwards.
I still haven't forgiven the person who bought little tangle one of these.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:12,
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Well it was over 10 years ago, it kept him occupied for hours
Well worth a bit of hovering*
*Hoovering
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:15,
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Are you some kind of bird of prey?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:19,
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Nahhhh Quints gave me a lift
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:23,
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on the subject of birds
I know it shouldn't but this did make me laugh
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-23082846
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:28,
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A copy of The Koran
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:24,
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Or Mein Kampf.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:25,
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She's got a signed copy already
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:31,
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You could get a box of stuff from a craft store
Materials, pipe cleaners, glitter, that sort of thing
You both like making stuff together!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:26,
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www.kidscraftbox.co.uk/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:28,
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Nice idea
We've nearly finished our pirate ship now, couple of characters to go
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:29,
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The haunted pirate ship on that website looks fucking awesome!
I can't see her wanting the princess craft shit, somehow... Ooooh make yourself a big pink plastic bent crown...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:31,
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Fucking vile.
Having struggled to get her non-princessy stuff and frequently having to get so-called 'boys' stuff, I wonder if I should start a business selling non-gender-specific toys. Girls' stuff is dreadful.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:39,
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Clothes are the other way round though
Tonnes of shit for girls and 1 row of shirts for boys. And by 8, Christ my nephew is a designer poseur!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:42,
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But again most of the girls' stuff is vile.
Gap do nice plain bright coloured girls' clothes but I need to get her a dress for when my father comes over and I am struggling big time to find one that's not either 80s waki or Nigerian wedding frills.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:46,
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Boring I know, but have you tried m&s?
I got my friend's 4 year old a really beautiful red silky dress there, not girly, but v pretty. She was so thrilled, she insisted on sleeping with it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:50,
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Actually I have.
I got what I thought was a v nice white cotton dress from there a week or two back but it didn't look right on her.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:03,
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Obvious
her me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:12,
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-2/10
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:13,
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:o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:22,
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Pottery wheel.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:47,
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Interesting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:08,
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Messy and fun.
Like YM.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:00,
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20 lambert and butler and a bottle of md 20/20
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:12,
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More seriously, I got my mates 7-year-old this:
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0140312951Turns out she absolutely loved it. Not really a main present, though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:14,
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Poetry is for gays.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:22,
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A five year old can play chess, she's a bright kid, isn't she?
Maybe get a cheap draughts set as well, as it's similar but simpler.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:14,
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A bit like you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:21,
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I don't understand
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:24,
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I think he means you are very draughty because of your lentil-rich diet
bum draughts
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:05,
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a caged ape
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