I get paid on the 25th but the bills don't come out until the 1st
This has made me cautious with money. Plus I only spend what my wife lets me. 50p a week on sweets usually.
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Me and the missus were watching a tv show the other day
And the guy said "If I spend more than 25 bucks, I need to run it by my wife."
Mrs Hats said "25 dollars? That's a lot of pocket money."

:O
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

My dear wife takes my wages out of my account on pay day and puts them in the joint account
she leaves me pocket money depending on her much she feels we can spare. I got £3 one month.
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

WE NEED TO TAKE CHARGE, MAN

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Hey pj I found these testicles down the back of the sofa I think they might be yours

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Is this really a thing?
If my lad tried to curb what I spend or even dictate on it...

Right to the moon.

Pow! Right in the kisser.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Things changed a lot when we had kids and a mortgage
Before then it was 50/50 on everything and we kept what was left in our own accounts.
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Another reason for me not to have kids.
Apart from the obvious gay thing and the fact I dont like them.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Can Gays adopt yet?
If so RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLEOUTRAGEDAILYMAIL!
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Well Elton's got one.
I would refuse personally until society was more accepting.
I would hate for the kid to get bullied but that's the world we live in.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Come on Jay, they only bully to save your soul. Have you tried to Pray Away the Gay?

( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)

ECT, it's the only way.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I did
and the Reverend was most welcoming.
His methods weren't the most helpful, however...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)

LOOK! NO HANDS!

( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I like to think that I'm most accomodating...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Really?
Fucking hell

We have a joint account where everything goes in and out. I spend what I want and so does she
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Joint account for bills food etc
Separate current accounts, because we are still individuals
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Of course I say joint account
It's only me that pays in
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Vippers has a JOINT account
Gettit? I mean money for his drugs!
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Trouble is we live in Cornwall and wife works part time
So we really don't earn enough to spend without thinking. Cornwall wages are shit.
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)

instead of those little envelopes perforated on three sides, does the money come in an excessively thick crimped pastry?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)

with carrots

( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

My father used to have to suffer the indignity of asking my mother for money for the pub.
But then he is worse with money even than I am, and would otherwise have spent it all on fucking panama hats and cravats, and fine wines etc. The twat. This meant we children had food to eat and clothes to wear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

You'll never see the like of those days again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I heard he had to eat the tassles off his leather jacket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I actually deliberately swallowed some of your wife's arsepubes last night, I was that hungry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

She does have an unusually hairy arsehole, doesn't she?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

You must be used to that womad prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Her hairy arsehole is certainly well used to my womad prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Musky as hell, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Her arsepubes are really getting out of control
It looks like Brian blessed sucking a lemon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

hahahaha
Have my first Friday click
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I think this is why the wife keeps all the money
I get a pitance and then suddenly theres a couple of grand stashed away for a fancy holiday or a nice new SHED! I'd waste it on mead and cigars
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

waste?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)