I think you should act like an adult,
Speak to them politely about maybe opening a Window while cooking, or sorting out an extractor fan, get some odourless air freshener and get on with your life.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

OR
cook nothing but gefilte fish for the next two months, by which time the stench will have driven them to suicide.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Or Surströmming

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)

^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Shove two fags up your nose, one for each nostril

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Graham Norton and Lewis Spence

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Oh you, you and your sensible answers.
I don't think an extraction fan would be a sollution, on account if it going out their window and into mine, I fabreeze the place every few days 'cus I smoke, but didn't think about getting some plugin/electronic air-freshners. Gonna pick up those ones that look like ornaments when I next nip out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

What you want is Neutradol, not perfumed air.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Fucking air freasheners do my head in
the wife's latest one is one of the bastard airwick buggers, on the same shelf I put my key each night I get in go to put my keys down and get a motion detected face full of mountain flower bloom or some such.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I can honestly say that the undiluted smell of human faeces is infinitely preferable to me
than the smell of human faeces mixed with some hideous 'mountain meadow freshness' bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)

It's the IED of air fresheners, you come in forget about the motion detecter and WHOOOSH
*coff coff, choke choke, stinging eye's* every fucking day I forget about the bastard
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Why don't you insist that Mrs Bouquet gets rid of the vile, common things?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:05, Reply)

click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)