disappointing twix

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why did the vending machine not give you two like normal?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

blimey good memory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

I have a habit of storing useless information

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

how so?
aren't they all the same?

apart from the peanut butter ones, which are nice, but £2.50 for a twix or whatever it was, fuck that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

anything containing peanut butter is vile & disgusting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

wrong wrong wrong
crunchy peanut butter spread on piping hot granary bread or slices of apple or in cheesecake or ice cream is the SHIT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

* vomits *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Marks have a peanutbutter ice cream this year. it's pretty lush.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

i saw that
i love the chokablok one, and this looks v similar. hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I don't know what the matter is with her.
She's wrong about all food, every single time. I'm not convinced she's not trolling.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

You should hear her views on bacon

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

no no
every single word i type on here is serious and i mean them all

you hubba hubba hunka burning love
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Now listen. My burning love is due to a medical condition and I'll thank you not to laugh about it.
OG certainly isn't.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

psoriasis: it ain't clever and it ain't pretty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Joanne Whalley on the other hand...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Ginger freak likes freaky food.
Must be something genetic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

this ginger thing needs to stop
I AM NOT GINGER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Yes you are.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

no
no i'm not
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

^ Ginger rage on the internet ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

You are. Most definitely.
RANGA.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

You're gonna give knock-knee gingers a complex with all this outraged denial

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

"Yes, I will stop winding you up by saying you're ginger now I know that it winds you up that you say you're ginger" said nobody ever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

it's just factually inaccurate
(or it will be tomorrow, i'm having it dyed)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Your pics on FB from that festival thing looked decidedly "orange"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

THAT WAS JUST THE LIGHT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I see a ginger hair and I have to dye it out.
No more ginger hair, with the greys I pluck them out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Peanut butter and mashed banana sandwiches are lush.
I wouldn't go as far as frying them though like elvis did.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Apparently not
why would a twix costs £2.50?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

it was imported from america
there's a newsagent at westie that has all sorts of stuff like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

American

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

They cost 80p in our vending machine :((((((((((((((((((

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

i can't remember the exact figure, but it was in the £2 bracket
i'm going to have my eyelashes done tonight, might have to stop in there and get some of the pretzel m&m's, they are divine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I'd comment, but the concept of having your eyelashes "done" has just blown my mind.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

here you go
i'm having the 2 hour "full set"

www.malika.co.uk/westfieldlondon_eyelashes.php
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I don't think anyone here is likely to find it unusual or unreasonable to spend two hours and £120 on your eyelashes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

She'll still look like a complete growler no matter how much money she throws around.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Silk purse and all that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)

they last for ages
and they save me a good 30 mins every morning because i don't need to put make-up on for work

an extra 30 mins in bed is totally worth it

but mostly, i can't believe you clicked on that. "i love horses" opportunity missed :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Mine have lasted 36 years so far.
I'm not going to comment on the 30 minutes spent each morning painting your eyelashes.
I'm sure everyone will think that is totally normal too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

you can do it in less
but yeah, give or take. plus it's bad for you to have to take it off every night, it pulls the delicate skin around your eyes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

+Japs
s
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I have quite long eyelashes naturally, so have no need for extensions

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

WHY NOT JUST HAVE YOUR REAL EYELASHES?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)

MOSTLY I DO; MINE ARE OK AS THEY ARE
BUT TWICE A YEAR OR SO, AS A TREAT, I HAVE THESE LOVELY LONG THICK ONES PUT ON
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I look forward to seeing you with a pair of dead spiders glued to your face.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)

She's trying to have the ginger toned down a bit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

She should have the vain gullibility toned down a bit.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I have a cure for that, quite reasonably priced at just £999

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:24, Reply)

59p here \o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Because YM didn't have change of a fiver

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)