Alt: I like to greet people 'Bill-style'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:45, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Walking away slowly with a police woman?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Aha yes.
But no, this was more a reference to a former b3tan who apparently tended to 'over-reach' when greeting females.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Oh my

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)

is he the horrifically creepy one who bought alcohol for a teenage student ten years younger than himself?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I'll be honest, I only know two facts about him:
1. Fingers up Roota's bumhole
2. 'Murder eyes'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

monty has a bit of a thing about his eyes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Nah, she's making a reference to me.
It's subtle I'll give her that, but it's also fucking mental.
I bought Applebite and Kitty some drinks once it was about 2009, she's upset about it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Is no girl safe from your evil ways?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Swipe fucking is.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

i don't think he has a clue what "fucking" is, gonz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah' he does, he watches his higher-ups do it to the NHS on a weekly basis.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Liddlebitapolitics there

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Top story on the 6pm news last night, I'm winning.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:30, Reply)

i have some brilliant gazzes about it somewhere
more than one person mentioned his slidey creepy eyes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I wish you two would give it a fucking rest.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Ban her then.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

you started this
because of your simple inability to accept one point:

if you hurt someone who thought of you as a friend, and refuse to accept you did anything nasty, you are a cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

post them or shut the fuck up about them, fucking years of "oooh you'll never know what someone said to me"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

you want me to post what you said about people too?
i think not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Private gazzes are meant to be private.
Anyone who doesn't get this is 'a cunt'.
Therefore, threatening to broadcast them is either childish or cunty.

I hate to say it swipe, but you're not coming out of this thread well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)

the guy was a truly nasty piece of work to me, b3th
sorry, but that's how it is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Wasn't just females.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

to be fair I think the poor boy was simply trying to remain upright by grabbing onto anything he could

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I asked him to stop, and he was all like, "hahahahaha nah we're b3tans we like touching each other up, don't we? Ask Clendrix..."
She gave him a look.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Fucking hell Bill. :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

My colon is NOT a handrail.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

No it's a the end of the new London super sewer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

m'kay.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Masturbating with a cigar?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

"Will I get to shag loads of birds when I become president?"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

You like to reduce them to tears with your halitosis?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

five point palm exploding heart technique?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)