Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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200+ replies to that piece of shit? Really, Off Topic?Really?
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't duff you up for your dinner money, you fucking hopeless piece of shit.
Alt: poor old Wilf's properly fucking menkle innee?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:49,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I'd kick you and your monocle into next week(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:51,
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I do like how you started it with all the intent of ironyand people answered anyway
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:53,
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They answered and answered and answered again.Bunch of fucking answerers, GJ - every man Jack of 'em.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:55,
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Because I know the Sholin iron fist technique b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2007047
man this was one of my best zings, it will get over looked as the new thread bums rush happens
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:53,
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?en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sholing
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:54,
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LACISTDon't fuck with the Wongs
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:57,
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I'm so fucking tired waiting for an email before I can fuck off home (, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Oooh, hot sounding Irish Lady called me up thinking I was a big shot.(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Oh is it a girl?Holy shit she has breasts?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:13,
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Dunno, shes added me as a friend on the fucking website app, only a headshot she could have done a Joliit's like facebook for sales people, and therefore full of cunts.
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Send her a photo of you having a shit(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:15,
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I've not even been here most of the day, It would be unjust of you to attack me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:01,
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I'd never dare mess with you WP.New bug 'collateralhaddock' poster has just been mean to me, all because I made a light hearted 'Tiger Feet' joke. I wonder if he was abused by Mud when he was a boy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:02,
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Maybe he is trying to make friends, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:05,
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Well it's an innovative technique, to say the least.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:08,
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I for one think he's a pioneer(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:15,
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We're all Al, to a greater or lesser extent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:16,
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It appears to me that abuse is the only way to make friends around here.Like a circle jerk with the occasional punch in the bollocks.
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I'm very sensitive, you've really upset me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:36,
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because i very seldom eat dinnerso you'd get precisely £0.00.
alt: yes. but he's not alone in that leaky ship.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:06,
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Because I'd kick your nose flat and hit you in the fucking mouth with a half brick you fucking prick.(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:11, Reply)
He's banking on us being distracted by the brown baseball cap he's got on sideways.(
Kroney, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:14,
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Nothing wrong with the s8rpunk look on a 33 year old.Nothing wrong with that at all.
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Kroney, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:30,
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He's got the stones to pull it off and no mistake.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:35,
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Except these stones are pierced through his face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:38,
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Alt:First person to ask nicely get sent copies of the most interesting Gaz's in my box.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:14,
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I refuse to believe any conversation you were involved with was interesting.(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Pretty please. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:16,
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You like deleting so much, why not extend the programme, Wilfred?You know, do your account whilst you're at it, you fucking miserable Victorian inventor.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:18,
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so far as I know accounts cannot actually be the deleted.I'll do the other later.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:20,
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Hey Nakers!Look what I found:
heavyrocktheplaylist.blogspot.co.uk/2011/08/arena-heavy-metal-classic-bbc.html
This is the 'skipping in a circle' film in its entirety. It's fucking hysterical.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:25,
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If you watch it, do make a note of the time counter when the skipping begins.I am smiling away just thinking about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:28,
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Just invent some fucking steam powered Zeppelin or something, that'll cheer you up!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:22,
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Christ all mighty you're being a bit needy today.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:35,
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I especially like the interior (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:16,
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i want a vintage beetle, pref a ragtopyou should buy one and do it up, and then give it to me? plus unlimited maintenance?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:19,
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Look, I'm sorry, please don't take this personallybut Beetles are for cunts. Especially convertibles.
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Kroney, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:21,
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the new ones i do not likethe originals are beautiful. i LOVED the one i had when i was 17.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:23,
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I had a patchwork waistcoat and a penchant for Stonehenge t shirts when I was 17.I got over it, I suggest you do the same yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:27,
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Was that when you went to tregonwy tree fayreCos I know you ain't over that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:28,
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YeahWell I was 15 when I went to that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:30,
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You should get another one.I guarantee you won't absolutely hate it once the pink fog of nostalgia has been stripped away from the noisy, slow, badly-equipped piece of Mexican engineering you've got.
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Kroney, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:29,
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It's either £250 or 101 or more with six darts.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:23,
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Non dart player to go first. Take your time.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:39,
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Can't go wrong for that money.I'm looking forward to putting on a Veilside kit and a cat-back 'zorst on it.
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Kroney, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:24,
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it'll still be the hottest car in uxbridgeeven before you do all that shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:28,
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He is going to launch a Matt Bianco tribute band.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:22,
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Because you love me far too much to do that. Alt: this place needs decent mentals and less Nakers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:37,
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