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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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nyeeeeeah, Ratfans
Jon Venables eh? What's the right thing to do, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:03, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Easy for you to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:08, Reply)
FRIDAY,FRIDAY,FRIDAY \o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:33, Reply)
It's Thursday

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:36, Reply)
ARRRGGGGGGGGGGGG not again
heywaitaminute
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:37, Reply)
\o/

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:42, Reply)
Friday! Woo Yay and Houpla!
It's going to be a hot weekend too. I shall start the heavy drinking this lunchtime and carry on through until late on Sunday.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:40, Reply)
Good chap.
*manly handshakes*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:51, Reply)
Git.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:20, Reply)
4/7 :(
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23183769
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:42, Reply)
6/7 :)

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:46, Reply)
Have you got that Friday feeling?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:53, Reply)
Indeed, I even bought a Crunchie bar on the way into work

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:57, Reply)
You live life on the edge man.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:01, Reply)
*pops-collar*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:02, Reply)
*pops an interesting pill and waits for results*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:04, Reply)
4/7 :(

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)
*4/7fives*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Regarding Mr Venables,
I shall wait until I've consulted the Mail until I proffer an opinion.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:55, Reply)
Not sure about this one - if he's closely supervised it could be OK I suppose

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:57, Reply)
Not in favour based on how others have been post release.
Look how Dozer has conducted himself since he was released a few years ago. Needy. Constant desire for attention, facial disfigurement through piercings and a desire to make himself feel better about himself by talking about perfume and cuff links.

Why should decent society have to tolerate this? Eh?

Lock 'em up
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:01, Reply)
Woo! 2 years since you de-flounced.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:03, Reply)
Ha. Hadn't realised.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:04, Reply)
Why did you flouncr?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:07, Reply)
Jeff and Stunned caught him red handed at 5am on the kitchen floor

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:08, Reply)
It wasn't him

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Morning Shaggy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:27, Reply)
^ This works in three ways ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)
I fear 'works' is stretching it a bit.
It 'works' about as much as b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)
It's not my fault you're to thick to get this...
cutting edge humour.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Candle cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:03, Reply)
That could be Dozer or Darth, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Let him out.
I'm sure he's learnt his lesson. And I'm sure no fucking moron will find out who he is and try to stab him.
Just make sure he gets regular mental health check ups.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:03, Reply)
Yeah, you have served your time *opens gate pushes roughly out *
NOW FEND FOR YOURSELF *slams gate closed*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:11, Reply)
Sure he has.
This will be his FOURTH new identity.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Could they not just step him for a week?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:05, Reply)
As long as he stays about from my shed I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:06, Reply)
hahaha, yes he's already been in the sandbox

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:06, Reply)
Put him up against a wall and shoot him in the head with a dum-dum bullet made from his own shit.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:07, Reply)
Harsh but fair.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:08, Reply)
bum-bum bullet

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:08, Reply)
Personally, I couldn't give a fuck if they had been locked up and threw away the key
Pub - Tesco for beer - Get fucking leathered with my housemate. Should be good!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Tesco do these funny little bottles of beer, and you get 10 for about 3 quid odd,
Get a whole bunch of them, and just decant in to pint glasses. They're not the greatest in the world, but 4.5% means a nice cheap lathering.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:26, Reply)
Shall have a look for that
Small Stella bottles are cheap too.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Did anyone see the list of pornography found at Michael jacksons house?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Who's there?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:32, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)
How does he smell?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)
Of peado pure and simple

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)
He really does stink of underage boys
Edit: *did
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Are you guys implying that MJ might have been a criminal paedophile?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:02, Reply)
I'm suggesting that the available evidence does seem to point in that direction, even if he was never convicted of such crimes in a court of law.
Luckily for him he lived in the land of the free, where occasionally the wealthiest seem to be able to avoid prosecution for their crimes.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)
I reckon he was a bent coon nonce - there, I've said it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)
It wasn't such a cut and dry case though
For a start, he was white by the time he started noncing those kids.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)
The suspense is killing me Batts.......I can't wait for Baked punchline

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)
See it? I'm trying to replicate it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

www.sbscpublicaccess.org/docs/ctdocs/011805pltreqaseemd.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Ewww 'Robert Maxwell Photographs'??
Fucking hell what a pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
That's why Lab isn't on here anymore, he's still going through it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Someone has paid FIVE HUNDRED UK POUNDS
for a table at my club night this evening. FIVE. HUNDRED. POUNDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)
I'm sure they know that refunds are available upon request.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)
How much are you getting paid then hippy?
Is this a chatty bash thingy?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Sod all for the first one.
Beers and BFH.

But what on earth is a 'chatty bash thing'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Sorry was predictive text.
Should have read charity.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)
No, just a regular night.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
If it comes with nicely-upholstered chairs and a five-year manufacturers guarantee...
...that's bargain! Does it extend to seat 6-8 people?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
I'm afraid this just isn't a funny joke, Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Hang on.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
West End club innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
what is BFH?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
I don't know.
Edit oh, BFH. Bus Fare Home.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Beers and BFH?
I'm trying to work out what the BFH means


Edit:ohhhhhhhhh that makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
What sort of tunes are you planning.
How did you land the gig?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
It's where Lusty works.
I met the events manager, she wanted to try something different.

I shall be playing mainly 70s b-boy funk, with a smattering of old rock'n'roll and some upbeat late 80s hip hop classics. They will hate it. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Fair enough, what is the night called?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
'1857' or something.
TBH I haven't really been paying attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)
dum dum daaaaa
da dum da da
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)
In other news I have more of a hangover this morning than I should. This is not fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
I am a little fuzzy round the edges.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)
yer, I noticed get a hair cut hippy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)
I god I hope you don't die : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)
if you're god you can save him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
He's had his time as manager of the England football team, I think it's time for him to stand aside and let a younger man have a go.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2008644
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
I'll admit, football jokes are quite a way outside of my remit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)

football
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
That too.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Breakfast Zing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Seconded
He should stick to fertility totems and sacred crop circles
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
You still want me to help you and Mrs Ape conceive a second mini-ape then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Don't ruin the illusion for him
Nakers still looks wistfully at every stork he sees flying by
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)
The last time I saw a stork was when I was slathering your mum's arsehole with margarine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:02, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
That wasn't a stork that was a penis
that wasn't my mum that was Darth, you fell for his lies again didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:04, Reply)
I assume you are saying that he can no longer function as a man
and you will throw your mucky porridge up her
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Oatibix, what the fuck pile of shit is this?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Even foodwrong Gonz wouldn't entertain eating that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
seriously, it's like damp cardboard that's been whizzed up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
I know, Kellogs Crunchie Nut Cornflakes or GTO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Get the Oatibix?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)
I'm set in my ways TuiB
and resist change
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)
It looks as though your ways were set when you were ten years old.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
It sure does...

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)
My understanding is that they have taken a popular breakfast cereal and changed the main ingredient to another currently popular ingredient.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
they are fucking awful

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Woetibix : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)
When are they gonna flip the switch?
metro.co.uk/2013/07/04/nelson-mandela-in-permanent-vegetative-state-court-documents-show-3869618/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
They should have a giant flashing ball like on new year and when it drops, he dies
that or get Micheal Cain to shoot him min the face with a musket.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:25, Reply)
he wouldnt see the whites of his eyes though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Will someone start a new thread please?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Well, he's a paedo.
They let paedos out all the time. Bartleby, for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Didn't Supermatt break him out of prison?
and Frisbee was the getaway driver
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)
To be fair to Barters, he should really be classified as an ephebophile rather than a paedophile.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)
These days I'm afraid the distinction is almost a semantic one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)

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