FFS /ot, stop being so shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:37, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey everybody

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I want to go to the pub, the girlfriend doesn't what do?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Go to the pub
Leave her to make food
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

We've got some leftover chilli to have tonight.
I'll just go home and get some beers, it's too hot to be shuffling all over town in work clothes.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Shit in her cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)

No,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Call up a friend.
Go with them. Leave her on her own and tell her to get the washing up done.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)

She did it this morning.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Tell her to wash your pants, then.
Good God man, do I have to do ALL your thinking for you?
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Nah, I'm going to go home and get changed then keep banging on about making the most of the weather until she suggests going to the pub herself.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)

annoy her so much she goes to the pub to avoid you, and just tag along

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)

do a wee-wee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)

There's no tapirs in reach :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)

oh man unlucky

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Albert Marshmallow has flounced :o(
Irritatingly, in quite a dignified manner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Meh, I barely remember who these people are.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

He was that great one who claimed he nicked peoples' logins and perved over them.
Either one of the greatest long-game trolls in b3ta history or one of its biggest spastics. Still not 100% which.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

spastic fo sho

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I'm really not sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Monty, I feel the same way you do about work today
*sigh*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Depressing, ain't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)

it's just too fucking hot on top of everything else, I cannae concentrate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)

I've had a really rough day.
I need to get home and have a beer.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:05, Reply)

I've fucked up re the weekend.
I have my kid Saturday night, not Friday. I can bring her to Battered's for a few hours but I don't really want her seeing my friends smoking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:13, Reply)

You want to speak to Stunned and Swipe, mate.
I'm just following the herd.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:14, Reply)

I'm just kind of talking to myself here I think.
I feel a bit groggy tbh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:18, Reply)

i need a paddling pool to sit it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:19, Reply)

I thought we were now all heading south instead of my place?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:35, Reply)

that was plan b
but if monty can't make it, then we might need a plan c. which could be drinks during the afternoon (diet coke for monty) then we carry on when he has to head back for child duty?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:39, Reply)

I will have micro on Saturday afternoon

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:40, Reply)

yer, it could mean a bit of a crossover between you and monster

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 18:04, Reply)

Oh OK
Wherever it is, I'm not sure I want to bring her because of the smoking. As much as anything, she'll go straight to her mother and tell her, and given that I've complained about her parents smoking that won't look good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Makes sense. If we're in a park or on the Heath or something I'm sure the smokers amongst us can attempt to hide the fact.
I don't want to be drinking much around micro tbh, I only started properly yesterday once her mother had taken her home.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 18:12, Reply)

i'm not drinking this week :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:17, Reply)

I have Stunned round this evening.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:18, Reply)

hahahaha
i'll give you a 6am wake up call yeah?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:19, Reply)

My alarm clock will do that at 6:40 anyway :o(
I am at my desk, an hour from my home, by 8am every day. I am so fucking sick of it. Never home before 7:15pm and paid so badly I can't afford an East End hovel. Fucking rubbish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:19, Reply)

planes 4:30, toddler 5:30, alarm 6:45

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Fucking great :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:23, Reply)

What? Are you a gay or summat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:42, Reply)

nah, just been over doing it, plus got loads of work stuff on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:45, Reply)

plus: gay

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:59, Reply)

keyword: GAY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Mount
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:14, Reply)

quite
alright jeffy?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:17, Reply)

imma walk home now
6.5 miles of other people getting in my way :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I would imagine that using
Words like 'imma' and people will give you a wide berth.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)

I'm a tad warm old chap.
It's been a lovely day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:34, Reply)

it has been shite today

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:30, Reply)

I've just had a monster shit. I reckon I've lost nearly half stone dropping it off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:31, Reply)

this is great news I'm so pleased for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:47, Reply)

YESSSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 17:59, Reply)

The Internet needed to know this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 18:13, Reply)

You first, Boyce.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:34, Reply)

How are things going DG?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Had the first of three interviews this week.
It was a bit shit as it was a telephone interview. Hopefully the ones tomorrow and Wednesday will be better. What's happening with your contract?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:39, Reply)

jeff are you a contract killer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:50, Reply)

You first.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:56, Reply)

what's wrong with my thread eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Apart from it being yours?
Nothing. It just wasn't there when I got here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)

STOP POSTING NOT IN MY THERAD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 20:02, Reply)