My boss' surname is Gash
Ironically, he's not a fan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:53, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Cunt imagine why.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Ooh, candles!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Happy Candleday DG

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Where did the last six years go?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Alcoholic haze? #Scarpe
Drug-fuelled haze? #Monty #Stunned
Cooking? #Everyone
Raping? #Chompy

There are others but this isn't as funny as I'd hoped it would be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)

How did your interview go yesterday?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Hard to tell. It was a tad painful being a telephone interview.
Got another today at 1.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Good-o.
Best of British.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Ta. Got another at 1 tomorrow.
Today's is a permanent contract, but the starting salary is about £8k less than the one I'm interviewing for tomorrow - but it's a two year contract with no hope of being moved onto something else. This is something to mull over in the unlikely event I get offered both.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Money or permanent.
The bastard conundrum.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Yup.
Permanency has a definite appeal in this climate, even though the job possibly won't be quite as interesting.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Actually I think bastards tend to be both
Although I suppose having such an error "rubbed out" would probably cost less than what you'll end up paying over the next 18 years.

Unless you got caught that is, factor in loss of earnings over the course of a spell inside, plus lessened job prospects when you get out... this is obviously entirely dependent on your personal circumstances and skill set, plus the efficiency of your local police department, or indeed their average bribe level. I suppose you could flee the country but that incurs further costs. Frankly there's too many intangibles to accurately calculate Stunned. Sorry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)

+ ny

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

That's quite good for you
Morning Monters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

alright Darthles.
Are you still mental?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I can't tell if this is a hair-rufllingly affectionate "mental" or the bad kind
Oh you mean the MOD PILLS don't you. Not at the minute but hopefully be rectifying that on Thursday. I quite literally need help. Thank you for asking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Just checking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Dashed decent of you
How the devil?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Highs and lows, dear boy, highs and lows.
My child access is literally perfect these days, I get her overnight EVERY WEEKEND. But I'm having to sell my flat cos I iz too poor. This breaks my heart but hey, it's only bricks and mortar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)

That is rather sad
but I think in the light of the good news it pales, very happy indeed for you. Finding somewhere smaller or getting off the property ladder?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Off the ladder, sadly.
I'll have about sixty grand once everyone's paid off - ludicrous as it sounds that's not enough for a deposit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Bloody hell
Still, if that means you'll be clear of all the shite, you can't underestimate that sort of weight off your mind can you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I will be debt free for the first time since 1995

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

It depends where you look
£60k is more than enough in a shit place.
( Peej, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I missed the Chilli Festival at Seaton Delaval this weekend
That was gash
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I found Scotch Bonnets in Asda for the first time in months on Sunday
Today I have the healthy anal glow that can only be obtained one of two ways
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I bought 3 Ghost Jolokia chillies the other week
FUCKING HELL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Never had one
Recommended? Or is that not the word?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

APPROACH WITH CAUTION

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Only if you want an arse like the Japanese flag.
Again.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Bear in mind who you're talking to old boy
My shitpipe is more of a wind tunnel. Haven't had to push since '03
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Darthy when you next on a visit home?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Fuck knows actually mate
Some time in August probably. The missus' family want to go camping in the Peak District. I've ordered my hazmat suit and am preparing my escape plan, obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Near your parents area, a certain food shop has opened
You have to go there I'll gaz you up the Info.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Nice one
Hit me up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

On it's way.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Are you two real life pals?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Not yet
We're both from Nottingham and will be doing beer at some point in the future though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:17, Reply)

It does appear that double H is trying to groom DF

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Groom? haha
You don't know much about Darth reputation, do you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I am giving DF the benefit of teh doubt
And assuming that he will at least pretend to play hard to get
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:30, Reply)

hard to get - IN THE BOYS' SHOWERS!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Half a packet of wine gums and he's anyones

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I am shocked and appalled
Being part of an same-sex dance troupe doesn't necessarily make me a screaming quendotron you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I think even I might consider those 'a bit much' and my palate is fucking ruined.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I have to agree with you on that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

what a pair of queers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Believe me I'm a chilli head, but even I aint that stupid
www.spicelines.com/2009/02/worlds_hottest_chili_the_dorse.htm
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)

queer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)

The dorset naga is a fucking beast

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

So is YM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)

10/10... a classic.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:18, Reply)