What would you say is your greatest weakness?
Most annoying interview question ever
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:37, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

reminds me of homer
"oh, i'm a workaholic" says candidate A
"i'm a perfectionist" says candidate B
"i'm lazy, i sleep on the job, i eat at my desk, i'm always late for work..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Christ, I had that one a few weeks ago.
I couldn't think of anything. I should have said "not having an answer for this type of question".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

"premature ejaculation", that's always a good answer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)

unless you're on blind date

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)

It doesn't count as a blind date
if she's only blind because you've spunked in her eye
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

'I'm a perfectionist - I don't know when to stop working on something because I just love working and I work so hard and shit?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

The clever answer to that is "I'm such a good liar because I practise all the time"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

'hard drugs'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)

'And workplace theft'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)

'kryptonite'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)

"wanking into the photocopier"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

"I really need to sort out my shots square of the wicket"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:45, Reply)

^ true fact^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)

"I openly leer over attractive female coworkers, and tend to get a bit gropey if I've been drinking the night before"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Kleptomania and a chronic masturbation issue

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:56, Reply)