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can anyone tell me why I bought and am now drinking prosecco?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:30, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I don't even like sparkling wine very much.
Am I turning gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Yes.
White wine is for pooves and women.

Sparkling wine is Darth Foxtrot levels of queeritude.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
you are so very wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:33, Reply)
White wine is what one drinks when one has run out of red wine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Every time I feel you can't state again how much of a moron you are you prove me wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:40, Reply)
I thought he prefered Turquoise

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Some people were drinking that mixed with Pimms at mine the other day. Weird.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)
*Raises hand!*
Ooh, Sir! Sir! I know this one!!!

It's because you're a BENDER.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:31, Reply)
*Hands over first prize*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Sells first prize to get Monty another bottle of Asti.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Monty bends over to receive it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:36, Reply)
I was worried that this was the case

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
What are the confirmed dates for Jeffstock? Trying to work out if I can go to Cornwall in August whilst micro is in Edinburgh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Has PJ offered you lodging in the pink shed?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Ha. No. Want to go to Polperro. I go every year. Know people there, not expensive. Very chilled.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:36, Reply)
I like Hollywell bay there are some nice apartments there just next to the pub
no phone signal and spend all day surfing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:39, Reply)
I like Sennen.
I used to go out with a girl from Sennen Cove.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Sennan is a ball ache to get parking.
Cape cornwall is just down the road, I remember back in the 90's being stoned and watching the most perfect storm there
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:45, Reply)
Cape Cornwall?
You mean Land's End?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Yep it's a few miles down from Sennan
they have a golf course and shit
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:47, Reply)
I know it well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Me and a few friends set up camp for a night in an old ruined cottage that was part of the tin mining
industry the storm we saw that night is still one of the most breath taking memories I have.


But then again the drugs and alcohol we consumed that night may be a contributory factor
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Remember that total eclipse back in 99? Might have been 2000 actually?
I was there. It was cloudy. Couldn't see the sun at all. It got darker for a couple of minutes. It was 'fucking shit'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:55, Reply)
I'm sure it was 2000 :(
my son was born in 1998, I had such plans for that year
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:57, Reply)
it was '99
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_11,_1999
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:58, Reply)
I still had plans for new years 2000
Probs one of the only times I regretted being married and being tied down.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:01, Reply)
New Year 2000 I was raving my tits off.
Me and a mate had a dozen Mitsubishis between us to last us over Xmas and Hogmanay.

Fucking brilliant pills.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:03, Reply)
:(
I hate you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:05, Reply)
I know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:05, Reply)
My lost youth
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I had some great MDMA the other week for that Weatherall gig.
Didn't get home until 6:30 in the morning.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:10, Reply)
course you did

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:45, Reply)
I really did. Believe it or not.
What a peculiar thing to make up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:47, Reply)
went out with a girl yeah?
Course you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Well, I've got to give my arsehole a rest every now and again, don't I?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:50, Reply)
I don't surf. I like Polperro as I've been going there for many years, the pubs are good, the harbour is lovely, can great weather, mackerel fishing is ace etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Constantine is worth a visit, beautiful beach

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Once I get to Polperro the car gets parked for the week & stay local.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:48, Reply)
^THIS^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:52, Reply)
I can't remember, it's in the calendar.
But I might have to move the date anyway. So let me know ASAP and if needs be, I'll pull the plug on it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)
I'm waiting for micro's mother to tell me the dates of her trip again. Once she has I'll text you for expediency.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:37, Reply)
The calendar suggests the 17th August.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:38, Reply)
wait, where is jeff stock, that is after i start 9 to five life, i could conceivably attend

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:53, Reply)
It's all in the calendar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)
I DON'T LIKE IT ON CALENDAR, THEY ARE HORRID BULLIES.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Micro is in Scotland 13th to 20th of August. That could work very well. I have a few days in Cornwall, then hit Brizzle on my way back. Then have a couple of days to recover before micro returns.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Is it because you like it up the MARRSehole?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
i like this
and when I say this I mean things in my arsehole clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
becasue you can't afford champagne

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
I had a £300 bottle of champs once.
It smelled of cabbage.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:34, Reply)
I really dislike Champagne Moet can GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)
I have a bottle of Moet in my kitchen.
Chicks dig it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:36, Reply)
people who pronounce it moe-ay are flids

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:40, Reply)
You know what I had on Friday night?
Some Auchentoshan Three Wood.

Fucking lovely.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:42, Reply)
GHEY
Some Auchentoshan +s
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)
very nice

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)
It very much is.
Right up your street as whiskies go.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:45, Reply)
then i am a flid,
how should it be pronounced? fix my ignorant mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:43, Reply)
mwet.
The t ain't silent
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:44, Reply)
well i never,
colour me informed
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:51, Reply)
here to help, dear boy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:52, Reply)
i had a posh cunt try to tell me that jagermeister is pronounced
jay-ga-mister, and that he'd spent his gap year in germany so it must be true.
He was clearly being taken the piss out of by whoever had the misfortune to cross his path.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:55, Reply)
haha wot a nob

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:56, Reply)
red slacks and a blue shirt under tweed and all.
classic oxford nobber. I bet his name was Winston Smythe-jones esq
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:57, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:58, Reply)
Nahhhhhhh....Don't listen to them Winston you're alright

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)
MARRston

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:01, Reply)
+ the 3rd

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:03, Reply)
hi Winston!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)

MWAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)
I had no idea that that stuff is only one of dozens of different similar drinks til I went to Germany
Wurzelpeter is another good one. There are fucking loads of them
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:58, Reply)
there are some excellent czech ones and polish varieties to.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)
it's a whole world of drinks I'd no idea about

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:02, Reply)
i was aware, but only due to being in the trade,
they're quite civilised digestives really, not horrible bomb shot drinks for cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Last time I went out in the city center, one of the lads insisted on buying shots?????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:07, Reply)
YUP,
but the dark heavy drinks like jager are for after dinner stomach settlers, or between course cleansers for more eating really.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:09, Reply)
I drink a lot
but not in that DOWN IT rugger way
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:12, Reply)
me too,
i really rarely drink spirits if i'm honest, i'd rather drink slow all day, than get loopy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I have taken a few clients out for (MIDDAY) dinner*
and follow a simple rule, beer whilst waiting for the table, wine during the meal and a short to finish off. unfortunately I have been the driver for the last three times I feel cheated especially as it was me that paid for it**

*Anything that involves 3 courses is dinner regardless of the time
**On the company credit card
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:14, Reply)
sounds alright,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Worst thing is the Hilton is only a short stagger to my house :(
I want to be the one that gets to go home and have a siesta after a large mid-day meal :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:18, Reply)
You forgot port with the cheese course.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I don't do suites
always cheese with a good brandy,
they can order what the fuck they want, but cheese plate and brandy for me......if only I wasn't the one driving
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:21, Reply)
I knew you were one of the good guys

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:28, Reply)
oh I'm logged in as lusty

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:29, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)
PANDERS :D

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)
I'm one of life's sippers.
I tend to like my drinks straight apart from gin too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:11, Reply)
This is precisely it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:13, Reply)
the number of times I've been asked if I want ice in cognac is insane.
The whole design of the glass is to aid warming. Ice? Wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I only have ice in whisky if I'm drinking it somewhere crowded and hot.
There are very few whiskies which need water, and fewer which are best with ice.

Philistines.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:18, Reply)
All I will say is that you can sip very quickly...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:20, Reply)
hahahah fair cop guv

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:27, Reply)
People who drink it are twats. Much better champagnes are available for less money.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:47, Reply)
you know what battered,
you're right, but it isn't the job of the idiot to learn about products, it is just to consume whatever is marketed properly for their demographic. Give moet their dues, they sell a fuck ton more champagne than a lot of other vineyards.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Agreed. Can't not really, given I work in marketing/ advertising.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:01, Reply)
i always like that, despite the huge popularity of the jager bomb (see convo above)
that Jager and Red Bull refuse to be associated with eachother in any way. And no matter how hard Monster try, the go to is always jager and red bull.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)
It just sounds like Pernod and black
I think I destroyed a carpet from throwing up that ghastly mixture
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:16, Reply)
ah, good old shitty water.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I would rather forget about that incident

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)
I cannot go anywhere near pastis

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Avoid Cornwall.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)
pastis
bluuuuuueeeeeerrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

alright Lusty
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:29, Reply)
nah it's me pal
switched from phone to laptop and didn't check who was signed in
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:30, Reply)
oh, well, alright montso

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:35, Reply)
yeah man alright

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:37, Reply)
What an Al.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Good evening Lusty
I hope you're helping to keep Monty's spirits up

He's been acting like a kicked dog since 3pm
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:38, Reply)
she is at work :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2012181
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Did you check out the jacket my son asked me toget him at the top of the page?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:44, Reply)
dope, G

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Old skool look to it......
I'm not impressed by sportswear in general...but he will drop it right
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Oh, is this where everyone's hiding?
I'm sat at the bottom of the thread by myself, like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:45, Reply)
silly b3the,
tuesday is sub thread night.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:48, Reply)
also, we thought a real girl had posted so we were being gentleman and saying hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:48, Reply)
There are no real girls on the interweb.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:49, Reply)
It's like Max Headroom

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Lies and lies

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 20:53, Reply)

They usually make it with spring onions along with the mashed potatoes but cabbage would work in a famine, I suppose.

In a bottle?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 19:44, Reply)

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