Morning Foxtrot. Get some sleep eventually?
I can't say I've ever slept with anyone's current missus - but I have swooped in on one occasion post break-up. Felt like a bit of a cunt for it but I'm very happy now

Shitty grammar doesn't bother me so much because mine's awful & the mothertron is a teacher

/OT definitely needs more users, Either that or we just take it out the back and shoot it

My mum: shag
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:44, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hello mustard tiger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

your name is making me hungry
i could just go for a big baked spud with tangy chewy cheese and some nice jalapeno coleslaw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

With a shot of jagermeister to finish?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Also I've not eaten yet today, coffee only : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Your post is making me hungry
I dunno what tiger would taste like, but a bit of mustard would probably improve the flavour..
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)

mustard improves most things
not chocolate though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Y'know I read this and thought it'd be worth a try
And then I thought I bet someone already has: www.mustardshopnorwich.co.uk/colmans-mustard-chocolate-bar-pid832.html
They reckon it does improve it, but then they would.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Hello new boy
Are you the saviour off topic has been waiting for?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

he's not the messiah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

He's a very naughty boy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I'm a very naughty boy

(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

MARRSsiah

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

It's so dead these days, I reckon Bert would be welcome to return.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I hope not
Figured I could lend a hand though
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Tell us three ways you hope to improve things.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Remembering to wipe every time
I can't think of another 2 sorry, will that do?
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Can I ask whether you are Baldmonkey or Frank, just together it out of the way.
Will you stick around, or are you another flash in the pan like that fella last week?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Which fella last week?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I can't remember his username.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)

he was called
Non existent user bot 4
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)

100% original
and here to stay
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)

You'd better be good then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah
If not you will get taken behind the bins and duffed up by Monty wearing a Tucker Jenkins jacket
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Forgive me if I don't trust you initially,
I've been hurt before.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I've got plenty of lube
and time on my hands..
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Alright Mustard Tiger
Assuming you lurked for a bit, what have you learned about the people on here?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)

If you're going to fit in, Musto old boy, this is the point where you call Battered a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Gotta go grab some food sorry
I'm a firm fence sitter and avoid forming opinions on people I don't really know, maybe ask me in a couple of weeks when I've had a chance to piss some people off yeh
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

You're all cunts

(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)

+ h

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:41, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)

+s

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Hi.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

G'day

(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

What's brought you to our fair forum then Internet chum?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Been aware of b3ta for years
I used to just come here for /links and the image challenge, figured it was about time I started participating - I find all my funny vid's through that and I'm shit at photoshop so I guess I'm doing my bit for a dying breed by fucking it a little bit, or something along those lines
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Why here and not /talk?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Full of cunts and trolls
You lot seem vaguely human
(Mustard Tiger use by, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Lucky for you, you won't have Cavy trying to bed you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:25, Reply)

ah a bit of internet Munging then
we appreciate your efforts to stir the warm corpse
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I did not. I feel drunk.
Hope you did old boy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)