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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My ex's ex boyfriend is doing my fucking head in,telling me I should be at my kid's party tomorrow. My ex never invited me so I asked if I could go - she made it abundantly clear that with all her family going that I wasn't welcome. I told him this but he's insisting on making me feel guilty and will not fucking listen to me. My kid would love me to go which is why I asked but he just won't listen.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:00,
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^^thisdon't play piggy in the middle, tell one piggy to sort it out with the other one.
Child's wishes should come first, grumpy adults should fuck off and not be allowed any jelly or cake.
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Nevertheless he should be at his kid's birthday party.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:14,
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You should go right, but wear a discise, like, a big hat with taquila and a a poncho and a mastash.And then, at the very end, when you're standing at the door way and the ex is saying "Thank you so much Mr Mexican Man for coming, you were an absolute delight and pleasure and your company is always welcome in my house. I don't know if you're interested, but I'm going to Bogna for a week and we need someone to feed the cat; here are my house keys"...
... you rip off the mastash and say "AH- HA ! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG ! YOU DID NOT SUSSPECT A THING !"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:27,
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