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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Jobhunting, it would seem.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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latest was 12 years ago)
:( x 10
Sorry to hear that mate
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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I assume you didn't get it?
Bummer.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:25,
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unlike ym who gets it in every orifice every night
twice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:26,
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Look, DG's had some bad news.
There's no need to call him names.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:27,
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Nope.
One candidate had more direct experience in a particular area, so they edged me out.
I've also just had to berate the Jobcentre for given me the wrong fucking agreement, the fucking useless cuntplugs.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:30,
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Problem is I'm not sure you're hunting in its natural habitat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:29,
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I get this joke about the north east.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:30,
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Have you contemplated restarting the piss trade
Get a few barrels knocked together and (h)away you go
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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And here we are, up the toon, and we spot the educated male.
A rare site, indeed.... he appears to be stalking an equally rare site; the job. Slowly the educated male checks to see his refferences, oh look, spectacular; a cover letter. Spell checked I believe. You can see the hunger in his eyes... isn't nature marvelous? And yes, this is it, he's LinkedIn'ing the managing director. There's no hope for this pray.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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