i am good at interviews
but i did have one horror where they asked me a technical question and i didn't understand a word. it was like a living nightmare.

alt: WHAT HAVE YOU ORDERED? i am waiting for my squash racquets with much glee.

altalt: eeeow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:40, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I DON@T KNOW
my tie clip turned up do it can't be that...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

well, last time this happened to me, i thought, ooooh flowers or something exciting
it was a fucking box of files from a client. so don't cream your pants just yet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

my pants remain uncreamed
either way I'm in the wrong office, so it'll have to wait
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Last parcel i got, was a dvd I had won in some competition.
I couldn't actually remember entering it, but it made me do a little dance.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

i won a CD on atlantic 252 once
i had to ring in and recite that pepsi advert... lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' etc. crap competition fives.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Good God, open it man.
The internet is jizzing with anticipation.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

wrong office, maybe tomorrow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Squash racquets?
why more than one? Or do you actually play already?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:05, Reply)

i bought one for my friend
hers is red and mine is blue. they didn't have any pink ones :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Oh, man
Only you would buy a squash racquet based on colour.

You do know squash is quite painful and dangerous?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)

i was joking!
yes, i love squash, but haven't played for years. finally i have a friend who likes it too, so we're joining a club. i did my research on racquet weight, head size etc, don't you worry.

also, dude. the speed we're going to be playing it at? not so dangerous!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I know more people with broken noses from squash than hockey.
100% of trufax.

Does it worry you that I genuinely thought you were serious about the colour thing?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

no
because i did actually look to see if there was a colour option

if i got my nose squashed by a squash racquet, would i get a free nose job? i fucking hate my nose
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)

it's not usually the racquet
it's the court walls.

erm, dunno. If I had possessed breasts and a vagina all my facial resonctructive stuff would have been done NHS no question, so maybe. Fucking two-tier system innit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)

that would assume running into the walls at high speed
i'm thinking more of standing on the T and expertly flicking the ball into the corner without breaking a sweat. we'll see.

tits and no-tits?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)

two-tit system.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:23, Reply)

You don't for one minute think she is actually going to play it do you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:12, Reply)

of course i am
i love squash
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I stand corrected.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I had an interview once full of technical questions I didn't understand.
I left feeling really stupid. They phoned me the next day and offered me the job. I said "To be honest I thought I did badly, I couldn't answer the questions" They said "We already knew you could do the job from your CV so we made up technical questions with no answers, everyone else tried to lie, you were the only person who said "I don't know""
( Peej, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)