What do you call those cameras used to take microscopic photos again?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Battered's Camera?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Hahaha.
It's funny because he has a micro-penis.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:37, Reply)

it's in proportion AKSHULLY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Is Proportion the lesser known eight dwarf?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Stunned poster \o/
Did you have your mixed grill?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Not yet.
I didn't even get a pint!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Sounds like your not even trying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Why shouldn't you take the piss out of Battered?
Because its not big and its not clever!
( Peej, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Mmmmmwah!

( Peej, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Battered walks in a brothel and demands a prossie
when he gets to the room, he straps springs to his elbows and knees, turns out the light and proceeds to give the prosser a fucking of a lifetime.

'Wow' she exclaimed afterwards, 'I've never EVER been fucked like that, what's your secret?'

'Simple' our diminutive hero said, 'it's four-spring-dwarf-technique!'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

the problem with this joke is
it makes people think about battered having sex.

and now i have sick in my mouth. acrid burny sick.

so thanks for that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

it is an excellent joke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I prefer the 4 Sprung Duck Technique version

( Peej, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)

L.T.I.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

NEVBER!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

They're called cameras.
what you do, see, this is the clever bit - you put a normal camera onto a microscope to take microscopic pictures.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:42, Reply)