If only women would employ the same rules over skirts and dresses.

( Kroney, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:22, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i know
you see a lot of horrific sights this time of year. people tend to forget the basic principle:

just because you can fit into it, doesn't mean you should.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I said that only last night to YM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

if you've been buried for more than 5 years
i think it's a safe bet you'd fit into most items of clothing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)

and arms, I hate old flabby arms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

+muffin tops

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Some of them look like a bunch of sausages

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

hahahahaha!
Likin' dis
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I can't claim credit for it really
Frankie Boyle did it on Mock the Week, referring to "if John Prescott wore a string vest"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)