Morning you retards
I have been cherry picking* this morning, my tree's have yielded a bountiful crop of the most delicious black cherries.
What home perks have you got?

alt:I'm doing domestic things today, made breakfast dropping the kid of at a festival in a short while, will be de-stoning cherries and then then getting quite merry for the rest of the day, what are you doing?

Alt:alt: RIP my nigga Brucie
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23371090

*Not on a Bartleby level
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 8:27, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Might do some work
Watch some cricket and then go to a barbie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)

+ girl in a Barbie world, it's fantastic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)

I'll be picking up some* samosas & stuff from my favourite place in Cov...
...Then going to Gloucester for a family birthday party and BBQ. I'll be driving so there will be very little 'falling-down water' for me - I'll have to save the heavy drinking for tomorrow.

*A metric fuckload and a half.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Watch out for puddles when you get there :D

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)

As I don't have a PhD and my name isn't Foster* I feel I should be quite safe.
*And my girth is quite large so it'd have to be quite a big puddle!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Mornin'
Been working since 6:30am to ensure that my whole weekend's overtime work is done by 10am

I have (apparently) an apple tree, a cherry tree, rhubarb and strawberries in my garden. I intend to plant a lot more stuff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I intend to plant YM very hard
Morning SC :D
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I believe there is quite the queue for this
Going to try and clear the bottom of the garden today so I can build some raised beds for veggies. I also need to work out just how to replace the wood/glass part of my greenhouse as only the brick base is OK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I'll gaz you a few suggestions for the greenhouse
Did you get sorted on the materials for the raised beds
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Not as yet, no
Going looking round today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I know a good place for that sort of stuff.
B&Q.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)

&Q attered's garden via the scaffolding next door
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

If you want to replace wood _and_ glass, put down some sort of plastic sheeting and sledgehammer the thing to bits. Roll it up in the sheeting and take it to the dump.

As for a replacement: If you have the cash, go for double glazing. There's nothing like fresh-from-the-vine cucumbers in late december.
(GermanGuy invaded on, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

alright pilchards

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Hey hey it's Dozer
Where the fuck have you been?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I've been around, been mega mega busy
You seen Scratch by Doug Pray?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Nahhhhh Can't say that I have, is it worth googling?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

well worth it
It's a documentary about the development of turntablism.

Grand Mixer DXT features heavily, as do Invisbl Skratch Piklz.

And yeah yeah yeah the Bulletproof Scratch Hamsters and the X-Ecutioners.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Ooooooooooooooo, will check it out later, now the pleasantries are over
Can we go back to calling each other names?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

You're a lovely man, Hartles.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)

:(
That really does take all the fun out of it, hey guess what I got for a fathers day present
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)

A terrapin?
A book about apostrophe use?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Almost
This
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I know it's not the same, but it's similar.
I've wanted a pet tortoise for ages. I haven't got a lawned garden though, so going to have to wait until my next house :'(

On the 'must have' list: lawned garden, semi, off road parking. I've been looking at some places near me in York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)

It came as quite a shock I still don't really know the thinking behind getting me one
However I have now trained it to be hand fed.

Are you looking at places that may benefit in value from the HS2 line?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

HS2 is a funny bugger.
I was looking at Church Fenton, but then the HS2 line was confirmed as going right through it, ruining the property values.

York's getting a connecting hub, and I reckon, realistically, that it'll go in pretty close to me. I live in West York, Holgate, and the main rail line goes past about 5 mins walk from here, the station is only a mile away from my house and there's loads of waste ground round the back of the station which was due to be developed.

If they put the hub in within walking distance of my gaff then the value of my house should shoot up even further.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I gather that Church Fenton will just have the tracks but not a local stop?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Precisely.
It's a lovely wee village. The normal rail line goes through it and it has a station, but HS2 needs new lines which will go through a part of the village. People are facing CP on their houses. It'll ruin the village.

York's getting a proper hub connection.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

oh yer, also check out keepintime
it's legendary soul & funk drummers playing live with Cut Chemist, DJ Babu etc.

But it's not real music though Harters, always remember that 'songs' played on an acoustic guitar are music, while anything involving DJing just isn't music or musicianship.

NEVER FORGET.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Right you are
who came out with that pile of crap?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Captain Placid.
It's clear to me that playing acoustic guitar in a pub in Coventry with his mate Pooflake is head and shoulders above anything that's been done by Cut Chemist, DJ Premier, DJ Babu, DJ Shadow or Geoff Barrow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Yep! That'd be me

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Are you trolling poor old Brittas?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Partly

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

No, he genuinely thinks that.
It's tragicomic really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Like I said - partly

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

So you really think that, say, DJ Babu has no talent and that it's just the emperor's new clothes?
See Placid, if you base your entire view of hip hop on the cheap commercial shit you hear on the radio then that's like judging all punk by Good Charlotte or all folk by the standard of Mumford & Sons.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I'll take a listen to DJ Babu & surf through the associated youtube stuff and let you know

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

You're better off checking out keepintime:
youtu.be/4kbwRoikF9o
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)

That's nothing apparentley Nakers hates Jazz
Trying to explain how varied it was didn't really help him
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I think it's just ignorance really. Not necessarily in a bad way.
John Coltrane is tremendous- emotional, technical, badass. Ditto Miles Davis. But if you just think of Acker Bilk when you think of jazz then you'll think it's shit, innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Agreed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Giant Steps is fucking amazing.
The audacity of Coltrane on that track is breathtaking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

also see Roy Ayes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

He's sampled on loads of stuff.
You into DnB? I was perusing old metalheadz tracks the other night and this Lemon D one came up, it's got a proper G Funk vibe to it. Proper Amen business as well:

youtu.be/rTVo6ZWQnsY
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Yep as was james brown during the 80's-90's
www.whosampled.com/sampled/Roy%20Ayers/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

srsly that Lemon D track is ace

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

nahhh it's DnB so it's not really music
now throw down an Acoustic guitar in a nice Coventry pub and we are talking proper music.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I wonder if Pooflake is as gifted a musician as he is a writer?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Ohhhhhhhh, that reminds me TuiB had his bands record launch last night
I wonder how he got on
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

It's tonight, Harters
Plenty of time for you to get down from Nottingham.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Harters lives in Nottingham? Oh man I hope he doesn't get shot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Wouldn't that be awful

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:26, Reply)

:(
hey I go out for a few Mins. and this is what I get
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:33, Reply)

You got shot?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

SAY IT AIN'T SO!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:38, Reply)

As I pointed out the other day
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2016914#post2016918
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)

well of course
Glasgow, Manchester, London, Aberdeen, Leeds, Nottingham.

Any large city is going to have supremely dodgy areas and shady characters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I'm gonna wait for John Peel to play it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Yeah....................I'm errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............................
Oh yeah that's it sorry I'm washing my hair tonight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Got any links?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I'll gaz you a link

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Ok, now I've seen pictures of your helmet
When are you gazzing me a link to your band?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I've got loads more cock pics to get through first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

There are some classic competitive parents watching their kids play football here
I hate them all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I hate you Nakers, I really really do.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:25, Reply)

No you don't
You love me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)

well, I can't admit that in public, can I?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Alright Nakers

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Alright jeff?
Reckon we can bat out the day?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I hope so. But if Australia get off to a good start
There might not be any play tomorrow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Shhhhhhhhhhhh. I wouldn't mention that
I think he has tickets for tomorrow
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Don't listen to him Nakers.....
You will go to the BALL
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I didn't bother going to a ball last night ironically

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Black tie event, would have been torture
given how muggy it was
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:56, Reply)

if there is no play tomorrow you could always join me at the 3rd test.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Cheers mate, I'll look into it, but I do know I have no free weekends until October...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

alright yer
I've been listening to Johnny Cash, now listening to the Kills, gonna torrent that new Fuck Buttons album this weekend.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)

My cherry tree bore some fruit this year
They were revolting
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Twoey \o/
I have picked more than I will ever use and will be giving loads away at work, sorry to mention it but they are really good
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

CURSES
I only planted the tree last year and this is the first time anything's actually grown. Maybe they'll improve in time. Hope so.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I too have picked cherries the other day. Took me nine runs of the canner to process all 36 kilos.

Cherry supply=ample

Alt: Will be cooking around 8 kilos of chili later, then canning most of it.

Also, time to wash stuff, the kid did a technicolor yawn all over the sofa.
(GermanGuy invaded on, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

oh dear I hope the little one is OK
Canner? I didn't realise you could even buy them, Send a link of what type you have please
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)