I'd murder the person that decided to change Marathon to Snickers
alt: I like a white chocolate Magnum™
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:13, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

White chocolate isn't chocolate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

it's solidified oompa loompa spunk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

what is it then?
Doctor.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)

as it contains no cocoa solids it is not technically chocolate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

see, when someone has to use the word "technically" i just think, well, now you;re being unnecessarily pedantic.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

i was just explaining bruv

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)

It's a derivative
Cocoa butter, sugar, milk solids and salt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

And it's not even a Private Investigator

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I know you don't really mean that
YOU DO LOVE ME
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)

While I agree that that's true
The product is still called a white chocolate Magnum™
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

A dignified response, TH
He's only trying to provoke a reaction from you, the nasty little troll.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

white chocolate magnums are amazing until you've eaten the chocolate and then it's just a sickly lump of ice cream
for this reason i might have to take issue with you and say:

CARAMEL OR MINT MAGNUMS FTW
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I want mint ice cream now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)

^ same here
Or a cider lolly
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

I might make some cider lollies with Aspalls. As long as the booze is below about 8% it will freeze.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Wait does that actually turn out alright?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Yep.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I'm gonna try this tonight, Thanks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

My brother tried to make Special Brew lollies once.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Did he spend all his money on you?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

ha, like anyone enjoys mint in chocolate or ice cream
your mouth was built wrong.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)

^ correct ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Really? I had stunning mint icecream at a gelateria just by the Pantheon in Rome. It was fucking lovely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

i'm not a fan,
you know what though, proper Italian ice cream is incredible.
We went to this amazing little place just off the piazza de miracoli when we dropped by Pisa, and the Kiwi ice cream was to die for.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

^ middle class post of the week ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I don;t really care for sweet food at all but the green apple sorbet I had there was...well, I'm still going on about it now and it was about 15 years ago.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I like west country ice cream the best
there is a little place in Salcombe that is incredible
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

no there isn't, don't lie

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)

QOTW is that way >

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2019925
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

this is where you are, for once, wrong...
i don't like mint, but choc mint ice cream is divine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)

HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU DON;T LIKE MINT AND THEN SAY THAT YOU DO IN FACT LIKE MINT IN THE SAME SENTENCE?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Easily. She's a solicitor. They spout any old bullshit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Whereas
You simply solicit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Mint Choc Chip is the best icecream flavour out there.

( Kroney, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

or old skool rum and raisin

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Yeah, that's probably number two on my list.

( Kroney, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I had a creme brulee ice cream the other day. rather good

( Peej, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

That sounds good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

you know,
i'm too young to remember Marathon, and from this side of the age gap, I'm gonna let you know, no one on my side gives a shit, except for ironic hipster retro twats, who can all fuck off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Well that's my new signature sorted.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Well frankly it's this sort of attitude that's ruining this great country

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)

^ once-

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Kids today, eh?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)