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	the Zutons were shit
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:35,
	
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	NOT AGAIN 
 	*Draws curtains and hides behind the sofa*
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:36,
	
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	Well they were no 'Freddie and the Dreamers' it's true.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:37,
	
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	Roy Crewsden, of Freddie & The Dreamers fame owned a bar in Los Cristianos, Tenerife, fact fans
 	Top bloke.
/Monty
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:14,
	
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	I probably would've done sex on the sax player though
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:37,
	
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	Bob Holness?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:38,
	
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	Cor I'd wind my way down HIS Baker Street, if you know what I mean!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:40,
	
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	Can I have a BJ please Bob
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:42,
	
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	yes, pocket rocket were'nt she
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:39,
	
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	*Googles.............bongles*
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:40,
	
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	this^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:42,
	
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	Shames she's Scouse
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:42,
	
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	I'm sure you could find something to keep her mouth busy
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:43,
	
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	Stolen hubcaps?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:43,
	
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	She could play a haunting saxophone melody while you pounded away 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	Why don't you cum all over Valerie?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:46,
	
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	Eileen, surely?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:05,
	
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	Most Doctor Who villains were shit, low budget innit
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:37,
	
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	Doctor who is shit
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:40,
	
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	EXTERMINATE!
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:40,
	
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	Top thread last night edj
 	well done
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:42,
	
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	Talk about shoving yer willy in a hornet's nest.
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:43,
	
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	I dont just talk about it....
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:44,
	
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	I just got your user name this morning
 	 my mum is currently nursing a hedgehog back to full fitness
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:44,
	
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	I nursed YMs hedgehog last night
 	It needed a prickle
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:44,
	
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	Lightning fast as ever, Fogesy.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	:(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:47,
	
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	At first I had Merkin cuzzins asking,
 	"How much do you jog, Ed? It was no more complex than finding a short name for hotmail that hadn't already been taken.
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:49,
	
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	alright edj
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:44,
	
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	Is he one of ours now?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	he seems alright and he's been on board for 9 years
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:47,
	
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	Did you find anything interesting in his bins?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:49,
	
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	I think you'll find he stayed about.
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:49,
	
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	\o/
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:50,
	
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 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:50,
	
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	I think Battered was a bit too pissed to be dancing about on the table like that.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:53,
	
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	He got barred shortly after that
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:54,
	
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	See also:
 	The Killers
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:43,
	
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	are they from liverpool?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:44,
	
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	I'm turning my back on this post
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	 i'm lost
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:50,
	
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	I'd rather not if it's all the same with you
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:45,
	
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	I quite liked Spaceman. Most likely chemically enhanced.
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:46,
	
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	Was that not that other cunt?
 	I always wanted you to gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:47,
	
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	A failure to exit fairground rides in a timely manner is no basis for a decent song
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:52,
	
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	Swindling the nation into getting it to No1 based on the five seconds of it used in an advert was quite an achievement though
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:53,
	
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	I've just had a flashback to the "20th Century Boy" Levi's ad
 	Stunning lady in that
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:56,
	
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	About being kidnapped by aliens.
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:52,
	
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	hahaha 'totally Babylon Zoo'
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3XgouVH9-Y
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:53,
	
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	that's brilliant
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:54,
	
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	I disagree, I thought their first album was excellent.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:05,
	
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	meh
 	I dont like them
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:06,
	
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	They're shit and their singer is a fucking queer
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:07,
	
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	Thats what I was grasping for, cheers
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:08,
	
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	I'm going to take a guess here that you've never knowingly listened to them, and simply looked up a picture on the internet
 	He does look a frightful quare, mind.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:11,
	
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	I heard one once, something about being 'dancer' - it was fucking appalling.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:22,
	
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	Oh God
 	That was worse than HH's goat
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:26,
	
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	Why can't all bands be Spacehog. They were awesome
 	
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 Peej, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:57,
	
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	Acehog
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:04,
	
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	They're really not very good.
 	Half arsed Kula Shaker tribute act.
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:14,
	
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	Not a clue TBH
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:17,
	
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 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDkhl-CgETg
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:21,
	
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	They were excellent when I saw them live a few years back
 	The difference between their singing and speaking accents is crazy, though.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:06,
	
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	I've never understood how Julian Cope can be such a sound chap and an expert on really really fucking good music
 	and yet remain entirely unable to make any of his own.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:06,
	
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	In the same way that Ben Elton can write some excellent comedy, but his performances are shite.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:09,
	
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	...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:11,
	
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	or I can love poetry 
 	but what I write might as well have dribbled out of the arse of a goat
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:11,
	
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	your poetry is like harter's spunk?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:15,
	
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	It's even harder to swallow
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:18,
	
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	I read this as you like to rim goats previously bummed by hh
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:20,
	
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	he sucks at them like Stunner at an empty bag of wine
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:21,
	
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	You read it 100% right, then.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:21,
	
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	I dribbled lonely as a goat,
 	That squits on high o'er vales and hills.
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:22,
	
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	hahaha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:25,
	
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	See also: Luke Haines.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:11,
	
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	I quite liked the Auteurs
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:13,
	
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	I quite liked that one they did.
 	And that one with the girl doing the talking.
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:15,
	
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	Oh you mean The Wee Papa Girl Rappers
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:18,
	
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	officesmirk
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:18,
	
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	yeah, me too
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:29,
	
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	The other weird one is how the fuck Morrissey went from being a New York Dolls obsessive
 	and president of their UK fan club, to churning out his own brand of depressing, gay shite.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:15,
	
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	He's a colossal bellend.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:18,
	
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	He is a national disgrace.
 	He's like the Amritsar Massacre of our time.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:20,
	
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	Only with a shitter soundtrack.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:23,
	
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	and considerably more depressing
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:23,
	
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	And with worse wankers talking about how great it all was.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:25,
	
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	and with more Manchester
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:26,
	
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	In all fairness here, if you'd have lived in Manchester in the 80's you'd have probably sounded like him as well.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:32,
	
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	hahaha
 	
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