i made a smoothie for breakfast
with banana, apple, strawberries and peach. and i realised as i looked at the peach that i've never eaten one before. i decided skin on and lobbed it in anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Stone and all?
Seriously, you've never eaten a peach?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I could eat a peach for hours

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Try opening your mouth, you'll get through them much faster that way
you silly cunt, Nakers. FFS man can't you even eat properly?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)

If I hit f5 will your post keep getting longer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)

yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Liar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

You sure?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Ooh, that was a good update
F5s
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

You release an album of folk 'classics'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)

FILM

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Love that film

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

no, i am not entirely stupid, i did slice it up
on recollection, our old house in buckinghamshire had a shitload of fruit trees planted by the previous owner. i definitely ate a few pieces that my mum cut for me, and didn't like them. this was my first ever whole peach/peach as an adult.

7/10, would peach again, but probably only as a smoothie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)

nectarines are better
and are 100 times better abroad
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I bet a handfull of my black cherries would have added much to your smoothie

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)

re-reading this
it looks very, very wrong
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I was just about to post 'Bit creepy'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:57, Reply)

It's all entirely innocent TuiB
I have fucking loads of Cherries and need to get rid of them before they start fermenting and we end up with drunk birds flying into the house again.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Make some jam you lazy shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Sounds like hassle, I have taken 3 gorilla tubs full of them into work

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)

also, jam is disgusting
butter and peanut butter are the only acceptable spreads (not together though. urgh)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Your status as a foodwrong is well documented.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:05, Reply)

only by this lot
and they are all total foodwrongs. even the lovely monty makes his mistakes in this area.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:06, Reply)

No I don't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

imagine a plate
containing a fillet steak, smothered in peppercorn sauce, crunchy golden chips, and fresh vegetables

what order do you eat it in?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

And I have run out of latex gloves, you can spend hours de-stoning them,
However you will end up with purple hands for about a month if you don’t put on gloves
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Similar thing happened when I discovered
that someone was stealing my beetroots.

I caught them red handed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:16, Reply)

*pours pint*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)

ho HO!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)

re-reading this I'm squatting over a mirror
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)

do you really have those lovely parrots roosting at your place?
v v jel
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:02, Reply)

no we have the sparrows
the parakeets can fuck off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)

the parakeets are gorgey
they flap about and squawk and they're all colourful and cheeky
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)

they make a hideous noise and out compete native species
they nbeed to be eradicated
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Terrible bullying of swipe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)

nooooooooooooooooooooo!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

yes.
I might train some mallards to bum rape them to death
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

don't start
that thread was a billion times more upsetting than anything else on here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

upsetting amusing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

it was devastating
a poor drowned baby budgie and a bum rapey murdering mallard. what's to laugh at??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

LOL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

and you the father of an impressionable baby...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

I bet you say that to all the girls.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Did someone mention creepy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Just you, Tangles, just you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Now say this in a weird, high voice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)

i was eyeing up the cherries
i haven't eaten those since we were in buckinghamshire either - i don't like many fruits, unless they are squished into a smoothie. all my 5 a day are veggies normally.

would there be too many skins on cherries? blueberries work, i guess. but don't cherries look like blood clots when mashed up?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:01, Reply)

These are the sweetest black cherries ever
I have never bought any as nice as them from a shop
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I got about half a kilo for under two quid down the market on Saturday.... Fuck supermarkets with their prices for cherries.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

I have picked about 100kg over the weekend
I think with the rain and now the sunshine they will be even better this weekend ........£0
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

The Turkish/Asian shops round my way are waaay better for fruit and veg- especially herbs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I thought herb dealers stood outside school gates

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Or is that Bartleby I'm thinking of

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Innit, they're stunning.
I'd kill for a little turkish supermarket up my way, loved my old one in N14.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)