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Sarah Jane Honeywell
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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Hells bells
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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Warning: Everyone in the first 3 rows WILL get wet
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:23,
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Got a thing for pigtails, have we?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:29,
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There are other hairstyles available
but sure, why not?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:30,
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blah blah hurty animals blah.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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Look, as long as she doesn't talk, we'll be fine
She's also a vegan, which would NOT work with me.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:23,
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well you want her to ingest some meat dontcha
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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If by 'ingest' you mean 'put into her vagina' and by 'meat' you mean 'my penis'
Then yes
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:27,
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Although I would also do her mouth and bum
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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She's not all that.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:26,
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I'm sure she'll be devastated to hear this, Stunned
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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floods of tears
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:29,
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now, see, i don't get this
surely that just means MOAR bacon for you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:30,
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While that is technically true
I'm sure she'd object to me eating meat in front of her. I don't need to be lectured about my eating habits.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:32,
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You do eat like a pig though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:33,
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BE THAT AS IT MAY
I wish to engage in the physical act of love with Ms Honeywell, and nothing more.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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Well look, I'll put a call in to her agent.
But I'm not making any promises and it's up to you to clear it with Mrs Hats.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:37,
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We have already discussed this at length
And in the unlikely event that I'm presented with this opportunity, I have been green-lit to do so.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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she loves the pork sword.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:32,
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TH's Sweetbreads™
You'll wish you'd tried 'em years ago!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:34,
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