You realise all that this proves is you're a complete idiot
and not anything negative at all about LiC?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A lot of people confuse 'best before' with 'use by'.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)

it's personal taste innit
if it has gone a funny colour, or had a bit of a crust around the sides of the jar or something, it will make me retch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)

And both are meaningless
to anyone with more common sense than a labrador.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I agree with this
However, according to Bob Martin, a food safety expert at the FSA:
“It's tempting just to give your food a sniff to see if you think it's gone off, but food bugs like E. coli and salmonella don't cause food to smell off, even when they may have grown to dangerous levels. So food could look and smell fine but still be harmful.”
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)

doesn't he make pet food?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Precisely, so if anyone should know, it's him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I had e coli once
so I'm a bit dubious when it comes to meat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:25, Reply)

It's mustard
Good luck to anything trying to grow in that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)

i was hoping you'd show up
and help me choose a type of protein powder xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)

haha. of course, sweetness.
Do tell me which you can't choose between?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

well, the gym has their own branded one, so it must be telling the truth
there is a muscle building one, a get lean one, a herbal detox one and one that i can't remember, but the writing was pink, so it would look best in my kitchen. what do you think?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)

The pink one. Definitely.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)

that was my thinking too
if you listen carefully, you can just about hear the thud of badger's forehead hitting his desk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)

You might as well choose it on the colour of the writing and it not clashing
there's fuck all else use it's going to be.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Go for the one with the best Woo Science!
Look out for key phrases like "full amino acid profile" or "chocolate flavour"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:26, Reply)

A disclaimer that says
"You definitely just won't be shitting your money straight back out of your arse within half an hour!"
( Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)

that would certainly speed up weight loss
hmmmmm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Just go and buy Whey powder

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I love a good bit of 'wayheyyyy powder'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

But not WAHEY! powder
as that goes up your nose.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)

MARR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)