When was the last time you felt extremely happy?
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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 19:49, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

when I was getting sucked off by YM

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 19:54, Reply)

20th July

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)

1939

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Dunno, I never note it down.
But frequently anyway.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:20, Reply)

alright edjogs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Very well thank you Dozertron.
Yourself?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:27, Reply)

nae bad like eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:46, Reply)

good evening edj

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:37, Reply)

oh right talk to myself shall I.
Starting to see the 'real' edjogs poster now eh
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:58, Reply)

starts off all chummy and now look.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:58, Reply)

I always had my doubts but I thought I'd be polite

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:59, Reply)

guy's taking me for a fackin mug

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:00, Reply)

You wanna get right up in his grill.
He's treating you like a right pilchard.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:02, Reply)

mugging me off like a prize dipstick mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Cunt!
Aint I?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:26, Reply)

*something about the other dwarves in Snow White*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:22, Reply)

I knew someone would write something like this when I wrote the post.
4/10. Could do better.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:38, Reply)

I smiled at a couple of things a few days ago
but I think it was just wind.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Alright DG?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Apart from the terminal unemployment, peachy.
Your good self?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Can't complain.
I read earlier that the surviving* members of AWP are getting together for a reunion later this year in your City.

*Only Healey is confirmed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:01, Reply)

AWP?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Any job news?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Not yet, another 4 applications in today
and another couple spotted that will need some work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:48, Reply)

I have never been "happy"
and I don't intend on starting now, thank you very much
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Personally I think happiness is overrated.
There's nothing wrong with sitting in a dark corner listening to the Sisters of Mercy Reptile House EP on loop whilst contemplating your collection of knives.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:55, Reply)

you are my older brother

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:03, Reply)

I probably bumped into him at the Roundhouse and never even knew.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:15, Reply)

he was probably lying on the floor

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:25, Reply)

I quite like the Sisters of Mercy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:03, Reply)

I fucking love the Sisters of Mercy.
I just wish I'd got to see the original line up but they'd already split by the time I got into them. Seen the current line up three times. I say 'seen', 'heard' would be more apt as there was so much dry ice at the venues that it could have been Justin Bieber miming to a backing track for all I know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:06, Reply)

are they 'Steampunk'?
I mean obviously I know the answer but I'm testing you.

Are they though. I need to know what kind of music to like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:06, Reply)

They're certainly not goth, according to old Andy Eldritch.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:08, Reply)

...the massive goth liar

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:11, Reply)

The day-glo yellow t-shirt he wore the last two times I saw them wasn't fooling anyone.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:14, Reply)

they're 'techgoth'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:30, Reply)

I prefer sadtechgothcore

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:32, Reply)

you would, you clinically depressed goth-hop yurtwog

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:33, Reply)

quite.
It all sounds suspiciously Caribbean. We 'Steampunk' chaps have no time for such frippery, concerned as we are with airships and goggles and suchlike.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:56, Reply)

I'd have thought a good dirigible would have been right up your alley, Monts.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 20:59, Reply)

course, bruv

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Fucking steampunk shitpants.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:06, Reply)

IN 1875, FUCK SHITPUNK STEAMPANTS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Weird
Just got back to my car, which I haven't driven since last weekend, note on windscreen. "drivers door left open so I closed it" and a phone number.

When I got in, yep, some cunt had rifled through everything. The car was messy but nothing valuable in it, so they'd just chucked everything around. I texted the dude and he replied and said he found the door left wide open yesterday afternoon. Either I left it slightly ajar because of supermarket bags, and never noticed when walking past it all week (which I've never ever done before) or somehow someone managed to break in without damaging the door or setting off the alarm. I've been reading about these things that intercept car fobs, be just my luck to have some cunt neighbour with one of those....

Most likely I'm a spastic though :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:06, Reply)

I saw that on facebook just now.
You spastic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:07, Reply)

I am perplexed tbh DG
I've lived in London waaaay too long to leave the door open, and the car locks itself unless you've actually left the door ajar. it just seems a bit coincidental that:

1 I didn't notice despite walking past it twice a day for a week; and
2 nor did anyone else until yesterday afternoon

And the battery was fine, so the interior light can't have been on all week... I smell something ratty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:09, Reply)

I've had 2 car stereos nicked.
The first time the passenger side window had been smashed; the second time I must have left the car unlocked. They'd also nicked my work mobile phone which was stashed in the glove box.

Oddly enough, the only CD that was stolen was the one in the stereo at the time. Says a lot about the thieves taste in music, I think.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Yeah, my friend had a steps cd left in a car once
Grrr. Don't you wish you'd caught the cunts at it??

My dad's mate had 2 sets of golf clubs nicked this week with that car fob interceptor thing. He couldn't understand it as there wasn't a mark on the car. Police said you can buy these things for £400 online. Cunts!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:18, Reply)

General rule of thumb is most people are cunts until they prove themselves otherwise.
I haven't heard about this interceptor thing. My current car is (hopefully) sufficiently innocuous as to not attract attention, even though it's relatively new. And it's full of dog hair. Also the stereo is integral, so not likely to be nicked.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Snopes confirms: "partly true"!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:26, Reply)

This happening with luxury cars in this area too.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:24, Reply)

It makes me so fucking angry
Fucking thieving bastards!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:26, Reply)

yer, but Aberdeen has fucking loads of luxury cars.
Fucking Bieldside/ Milltimber pricks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:29, Reply)

POLICE Scotland were today following a “positive line of inquiry” after five luxury cars were stolen from a home on the outskirts of Aberdeen.
An Aston Martin, a Ferrari, a white Porsche 911, a grey Toyota Land Cruiser and a grey Audi A5 were stolen in the raid at the property at Banchory-Devenick in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
The Aston Martin and Ferrari have already been recovered by officers from the Aberdeenshire Division of Police Scotland.
Detective Inspector Graeme Mackie, who is heading the investigation, said: “Police Scotland can confirm that five vehicles were stolen from a property in the Banchory-Devenick area in the early hours of Tuesday 23 July.
“Two of these vehicles have been traced by Police. The outstanding vehicles include a white Porsche 911, a grey Toyota Land Cruiser and a grey Audi A5.”
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Neither an A5 or a Land Cruiser shou,d be described as luxury cars.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:51, Reply)

It's all relative

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Yes, I know but the other three are. This is one property.

This is also Aberdeen press reporting. The cunts.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:54, Reply)

My bin bag comment earlier has come back to haunt me. Carrying a full one to the bin outside the fucker split on me. Shit all over the place.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:25, Reply)

And now I am smiling like the red setter that got into the bin

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I now that having a bin bag split when you're carrying it can be a traumatic experience
but shitting everywhere as a result?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:28, Reply)

The trauma...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Remember he's a seagull!

*wombles less successful zzzzzzzzz*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I read it more as 'he was carrying a bin bag full of shit'.
Each to his own, I suppose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Either way this boy ain't right

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:34, Reply)

I think we all knew that anyway.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:40, Reply)

This afternoon, at work.
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Evening.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Bender

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:33, Reply)

IKR

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:33, Reply)