Breaker breaker, smokey's on my tail, good neighbor.
There's a lot of window washer coming down here. You bunch of Road Juliets make me sick with your rubbernecking. I mean sure, I'm a Truck Stop Tommy alright, but so what?

I think I speak for everyone here when I say "How 'bout 'cha, Blue Beard. You got a copy on Shamrock?" "This is Blue Beard. Kick it in."
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:40, 98 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ahem.
To say "at your back door" means that someone is driving behind you. "Knocking at your back door" means approaching from behind.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Why are you telling me? I'm a fucking expert on this internet slang bidnizz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Better head on down to the pickle park.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Catch you on the flip-flop, Fat Cat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Sure thing creeper sleeper. All the good numbers!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

sorry I don't speak french

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Alright gluey this is Monty. Kick it in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:46, Reply)

une croque madame sil vous plait

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)

You got a 10-33 at yardstick 136, they got 4-wheelers all piled up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Looks like we got an A&A here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

tangledupinblue kick it in

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Dr. Frog on the side

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)

How 'bout ya Doc F, you got your ears on?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)

10-8 good buddy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

10-4 Rubber Duck, Come On

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Dr. Frog on the side

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Soz mate, I was just on a 10-200 there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I got your back door

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)

It's cool big daddy, I'm winking at a big blue on my 9, Come on

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I like talking like this
I'm just stringing words together and seeing what works. It's fun.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I'm planning on talking like this on and offline for the rest of my natural life, Big Donkey.
You got a copy on that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I'm dragging a batwing right across that river, big daddy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)

What's that, old bean? Something about pranging the kite and landing sausage-side?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Negatory.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Imma go 10-200 on the double nickle, so I'll be 10-10 on the side, my good man.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Alright Monty?

( Peej, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Driver going eastbound, you got a black eye.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

10-9, someone's whompin' on ya!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

( Peej, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I showed Top Gun to a friend of mine who'd never seen it, she asked my why I was showing her a gay film.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Did you shit in her cunt?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I think we got ourselves a buffalo here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I'm spyin' a bear in the air, come on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Ten roger. Toenails on the front bumper.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:57, Reply)

That's a big 4/3. Shum on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

You in the sandwich lane, fat cat? I'm heading for the Turkey Farm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I'm clearing a cottage for you, dizzy crimper.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Just rakin' the leaves, good buddy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

You got a cartso in the carsey, forty three.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Holla in a short,heading down channel 25 Dixie cup.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

It's like a fucking Palare convention on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

You're only in here to vada the lallies on the trade.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Whose legs?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)

everyone's, you randy old goat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)

We're just doing our thing in the left hand lane. Quit jaw jacking.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Can you believe this prick?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I wish I could, Truck Stop Tommy, I wish I could.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)

368/4

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:12, Reply)

No, no, you oaf - like this:
I gotta three-six-eight comin down on the Flying Chutney, Uncle Dogshit.

That kind of stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Hello everybody.
What shite are we discussing now. Does cb still exist?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)

As long as there are 27-MHz, CB will never die!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

You got it, Sleepy Gibbon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Those bears will get my CB when they prise it from my cold dead hands

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I'm chuckin' loads down the freeway like a cheap trick with a claw clunge.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

20-20 Blue Beard, I've got a night stick on my pickle reverb and I'm taking it right to bed, Come on?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Two and eight, stinkpickle. Imma furrin' those slacks, get stuffed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Stuffing recieved and taken, Uncle Tony...I'm bringing her home

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

this thread makes my head hurt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)

It's more addictive than crack, all this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)

No. Crack is better.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I'm reading hot pipes all over the starfish, I'm blowing this Man Cave

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

That's a throb, minge buddy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I'm actually going to have to stop reading this thread as it's having me in fucking fits

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

alright battered

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Holding up a chuckle on this one, Cheese Chicken.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

10-468 good buddy, cooking on the low-side, fightin' on the crutz and howdy to ya mother

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Interesting thing I noticed while riding to work in the rain.
The percentage of Cargo-short-wearing, full-sus riding, 'I just got off a mountain bike train, honest' riders had dropped to almost 0. Not that there's a point in riding such bikes in the city anyway, but, if there was, surely riding them in bad weather would be it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Maybe they should pony up on the slip slide. We're rolling all the way to the jibber jam big daddy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

That's a big tache moon, bloon buddy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Pennies on your farthing, Big Wilfred

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

It's wet out.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

C'mon buddy, light the goggles and kick the top hat to a jaunty pigswill, we's haulin' a boneshaker!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

And I'm the 'mad' one?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:33, Reply)

m s
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I'm Captain Fuckin' Positive.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Supermatt's sidekick?
Power of steam?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Taking her up the Marmite motorway Chutney Boy.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Stammering all through the big dipper, we're hitting aluminum racks on cool pancakes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Puttin' it down to the boards, over the mutton bridge, through the mingey carpet and hello Houston!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Time to key in the purple cab. I'm hollering at all the grey moons and hairy tyres side on, it's getting circulated.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I'm a pig.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Double Hog on ya, that's a 9/11

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Don't touch me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

It's going hard Savile, too many trees, hard on the figjam. Slowing down to a grease pie.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Curlin' on the shagpile, bouncin' on the linen, we got us a luminum-plated cock-jockey frabblin' on the critz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)

That's a mighty 10-4 to the Hula-Club dancer - get me some new shoes, ma, I'm gonna shock' the weasles.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I got a loogie on the second pipe, warm oranges packed in tail gate and butter cream.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

1-7 good blender, this frag got more jibber-jabber than a foxload-a high-wibbles

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Loud and clear Shit Goose, burning more holes than a gherkin napkin with fly wheels over a solid foam valve.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Double D to ya, Bacon Jockey, what's your 12, Come on?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

NO SPOOK CHAT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I liked Spooks.
BBC did well there, however now they are too busy rotating the mercury shaft to put an eyeball on a taco grip. It make me holler into a liquid nail skipper.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

After Craig McLaughlin left, I tuned out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

tun check-1-2-
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Ignoring this thread.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Shame. You could do with a good slinky beagle on a solar flared reel.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Ain't that a wookie-kicker and no mistake.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)