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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Not happy.Just had to book travel to 'the North' - a billion hours on a train to Leeds and then half a million more hours to get to Halifax when my 'luxury' accommodation will be a Premier Inn.
This is gonna be shit.
Had a good day today?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:00,
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halifax is cooli was born there. look for the blue plaque.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:05,
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Yellow cross daubed on every door.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:06,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:06,
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Does being born in HalifaxQualify you for a blue badge for you car?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:11,
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Much better than yours! Excellent thanks. Had micro all day. Just preparing her meal before dropping her back at 6.30.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:05,
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Not bad.I've just had a good laugh at that 'Camp Gyno' advert that's doing the rounds. Much better than the mumsnet shit battered hawks around.
Don't forget your immunisation jabs before travelling to Yorkshire.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:07,
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Yeah?Well watch out for those bingo wings next month. They might knock you out when I turn around.
Cunt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:11,
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Stunned has booked a hotel by Temple MeadsYou could get an early train and booze with him.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:12,
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What's teh fascination with getting me drunk?I'm not a great drinker, so I tend to do most of my drinking at home. I'm quite happy to stay off the juice when I go out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:14,
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Get some MDs and get thrown out of a pub for doing them.That's what all the cool CB guys do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:15,
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mr b3th was huge in CB circles back in the day.We still meet people now who recognise his voice from thirty odd years ago.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:16,
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What is it with you two and the fucking radio.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:18,
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Well, I'm sorry, Montybut the Internet hadn't been invented back then.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:20,
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I'm going to drive and stay at the place we're drinking. Unless I have to go to Manchester instead for a work thing. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:14,
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It's been fantastic*, I've applied for 3 jobs,been to the bottle bank and taken the dog for a walk.
*levels of fantasticness may not necessarily be as advertised. Standard terms and conditions apply. No refunds.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:12,
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Sounds pretty good to meThat's three different things acheieved in the same day.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:15,
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I'm getting lots of practice, although I've dropped my standards today.Yesterday I applied for 5.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:16,
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YOU'RE A MACHINEWell good luck, hope you get some call backs.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:20,
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I am hoping to hear about a couple this week; closing date's tomorrow.I'm rapidly getting pissed off with this lifestyle.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:21,
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Well, that's not the attitude.I expect to see you on Jeremy Kyle by teh end of the year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:23,
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Not while I've still got all me own teeth!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:40,
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I'm still a bit sicky and apparently a sandwich is enough to make me feel uncomfortably full nowI am broken and I have so much birthday cake to eat
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:13,
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it WAS my birthday last weekI had two cakes and one of them is a train
and I could barely eat either of them :(
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:20,
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Nah have I bollocks.Still, it's nearly over.
Mind you, the CB CHAT thread was fucking burrilliant, I proper IRL lolzorred at some of those posts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:13,
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Dawn of the Bread said I had an ugly face, MontzI'm well :(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:14,
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Well you know what?*I* say you have a handsome, intelligent face the likes of which 'Dawn of the Bread' et al can only dream of.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:16,
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or sheWhat makes me think it was a man? Hmmm....
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:27,
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Dawn is not traditionally a man's name TH(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:28,
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As did I. Nice to get some sort of different thread for a change. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:15,
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innit, I like a creative challenge (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:17,
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Big black cock up my arse.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:21,
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Stunned isn't black, is he?Or does he black up for 'Bum love Thursdays'?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:23,
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He's the size of a gorilla. The lumbering oaf. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:23,
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His cock has withered to a blacken stump due to his diabetes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:24,
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As a replacement cock for Stunned?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:26,
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And they all drive greyhounds and send letters by ePigeon.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:28,
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And wear flat caps and boots with nails on the soles.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:30,
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And they all have en suite toilets And by an suite I mean live in one room with a bucket in the corner
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:07,
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W' fookin divven't, man.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:08,
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Why would you agree to such cruel and unusual pilunishmnet?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:24,
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You'd think having to read your posts every day would be pilunishmnet enough, eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:26,
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iPhone will auto-correct.How do you manage to consistently spell so terribly that the poor bloody thing thinks that is a word?
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:03,
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It had to be done at some pointBy making it Friday I won't be a million miles away from Old Trafford for the cricket.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:27,
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This Friday?Can you convince the Doris to go with you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:31,
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'The North' is good.Dunno how long it is from yours to Leeds, Mancland to London is 2 hours. Premier Inns are a bit meh though.
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Being northern is better than being French. You French twat. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:56,
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No it isn't(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:14,
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Fucking pricks with their RansomwereIt taken me about 7 Mins. to get rid off it, how do people fall for this shit?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:08,
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Should've taken it to the shop like I said(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:10,
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I may do that next time........a good trip to the knocking shop where YM works
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:12,
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Yay, I just bought a Pebble watch ! First watch i've ever bought.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:26,
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It comes from the midlands and features chat, news, weather and the odd band(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:50,
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NOTHING =|(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:02,
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It's a snazzy bluetooth watch that lets me change the tracks on my phone and see my messages and stuff.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:51,
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well ths is good isn't it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:37,
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Better than your mum who resembles a large slab of inert meat even when the entire "the only way is Essex" cast are having a go(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:44,
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It was, then YOU turned up and ruined it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:47,
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Mwhahahahaha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:52,
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I'm well fustrated, I'm making a facebook app/competition thing and the person whos project mangering its like fucking pulling teeth.I've been working all weekend and up to midnight last night to get this ready, and she keeps on coming up with stuff like spelling mistakes yet has only just 5 minutes before sending to the client to test... actaully given the app a try. So has only seen half of it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:54,
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She's come up with some right bullshit like "what happens if they don't have a facebook account? can't they enter?"Well, no, it's a FACEBOOK COMPETITION.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:55,
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I'm just amazed that there are spelling mistakes. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 18:57,
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Me too, SHOCKED.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:19,
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What's teh prize?A year's supply of oboe jeans?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:24,
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They're quite good, it's for a super posh hotel in amsterdam.- Sushi and cocktails for four people in [name].
- Three signature massages in [name] Wellbeing Centre.
- Overnight stay for two in one of our signature suites.
- One month membership at [name] Wellbeing Centre.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:45,
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