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what's up prick-lordlings?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:44,
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Going to go out and get some dinner soon.
What's new in the world of Nakers?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:47,
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nothin really...looking for somewhere to live and tenants for our flat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:48,
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way to go...........
way to go
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:48,
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you're such a fucking prick
I'm going to reply to every single post on the popular page with a picture of you pulling a funny face. That'll show you!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:49,
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alright?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:52,
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I MEAN IT AND I DON'T CARE IF I GET STEPPED!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:54,
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Why have you got it in for Nakers today?
He's the best on here donchaknow
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:56,
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He wronged me ON THE INTERNET
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:10,
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i genuinely have no idea what you are banging on about
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:12,
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I'm only mucking about xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:13,
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HE HATES YOU
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:14,
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nah, he loves me just like everyone else does
apart from Chompy and Bobby, they hate me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:16,
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Have you had 17 Gazzes from him in the last 10 minutes?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:17,
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I ent been drinking, so no.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:21,
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Chompy hates you
Because he thinks he's cleverer than you, yet you're more successful than he is and lost your V plates before your twenties.
He's funny like that.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:23,
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Chompy's just got two massive chips on his shoulder.
More money than him and more knowledgeable than him.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:24,
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shoulder pads in fake leather jackets...
are not chips... how insensitive
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:26,
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BUT WIKIPEDIA!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:28,
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i'm the cleverest one here#
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:33,
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why has he got multiple pictures of you pulling funny faces?
Did he film you two having sex?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:55,
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yes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:56,
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I'm just going to buy a barn and put all the cars i like that everybody else thinks is shit in it
and then I'll play with them all day long.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 19:58,
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Whoah
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:00,
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you can't decide on one car let alone a barn full
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:05,
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I could reel off a list of cars to fill a barn three times in a minute
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:09,
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then where will your mum sleep?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:10,
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in her bed
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:11,
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You just watch me. That barn will be two deep in cars inside of a weekend.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:11,
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I hope you've invested your inheritance in a hedge fund!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:10,
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a fund porn
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:10,
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I haven't got my grubby little mitts on it, yet.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:11,
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now, I'm not an FCA authorised Financial Adviser
But a wise course of action would be to put £11,520 in a stocks and shares ISA and the rest in an OEIC in a range of funds in line with your attitude to risk. Don't wait too long to buy a flat though, property has bounced back and is forecast to do 4% a year at least over the next few years and 42% by 2020.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:17,
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or a cash ISA and a hedge fund
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:17,
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It's all lies......
Turn it into Gold and bury it in the back garden
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:19,
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I was going to do a split between cash and stocks ISAs.
The rest I was going to do something else with that I haven't thought about yet.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:23,
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Treat Monty and Stunned to a drug and beer party on you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:27,
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meh, cash ISAs are shit
A properly diversified S&S portfolio has fixed interest and property funds, higher risk than cash but better returns. Choose about 12 funds, no more than 15% of the investment in overseas equities, 20% in fixed interest/property funds, rest in UK/ developed markets equities.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:27,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2032566
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:29,
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I can't really afford to take a lot of risks with it.
I want a decent compromise, I guess. I'd also only be investing it for a year or so as it's about a 20-30% deposit on a place, once I've paid off debts and bought cars.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:31,
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have you considered shoving up your cock end and shitting out some nazi gold?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:33,
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a rainbow?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:47,
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Yer, Balanced risk profile.
In that case, no overseas equities then.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:33,
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Did I just see Cavy?
BGB and Cavy on the same day? It's like Christmas!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:55,
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IT'S TUESDAY!!!! IT'S QUIZ NIGHT!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:56,
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What weapon are you using?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:58,
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microphone and a knife boot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:59,
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Pussy MTFU
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:01,
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my fists are deadly weapons
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:04,
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is ar
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:05,
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farsts?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:07,
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no. farts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:08,
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ninja prick
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:11,
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ninja
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:14,
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He really does hate you Nakers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:15,
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Thecond \o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:09,
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fists are deadly weapons wings are like a shield of steel
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:08,
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WOO YAY HOOPLA!!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:59,
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15 teams
pricks everyhwere
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 20:59,
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I hope you've got a round on CB codes
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:14,
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i've got a round on assassinations
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:16,
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I was reading today, that the CIA may have shot Kennedy because they were hungover
when the shots went off
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:17,
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now hartley,
this sounds like utter bullshit
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:22,
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Yep I know, It was in the Independent today Docu. coming out
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:31,
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I'm fucking tired. I'm going to bed to dream about another awesome cb radio thread tomorrow.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:00,
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Lightweight
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:09,
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Cyber bully.
Fuck that, I'm up at 430.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:14,
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Wait you fuck busses???
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:16,
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Dr. Frog is no mechophile, despite what you may have seen or heard.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:18,
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I bet Optimus Prime aint even in your to 10
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:22,
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He's not real good buddy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:25,
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buddy fuck
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:32,
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good fuck
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:35,
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Gym tonight
Good thing: I now weigh less than my personal trainer and she is an inch shorter than I am. Woo.
Bad thing: she looks amazing, all lean and toned everywhere, whilst I have stick limbs and no arse and a gunt. Still, it's getting better!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:17,
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One day.......maybe one day.......you will also be able to pull a...
Colin the LARP'er just like Cavy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:19,
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I don't even weigh less than Stunned : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:21,
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But you're all woman B3ffy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:23,
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apart from the beard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:25,
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At least two, by volume.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:27,
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\o/ TWINS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:28,
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Bad thing: Probably weigh more than my cunt of a ex boss who has shed a load of weight.
Good thing: he looks like he has the aids. And everyone says he looks ill.
This pleases me in general.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:32,
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i thought you'd gone to bed?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:34,
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Just five more minutes dad please!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:36,
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That is kinda apt he's 56 in both IQ and years
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:45,
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YM is still trying to make herself presentable
that takes a few hours even when she knows she's going into a pitch black room
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:37,
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I will leave you to it. Try and be quieter this time.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:46,
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ROAAARRRRRRRRRR BISCUITS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:34,
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Number 12 on this list...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/things-youll-find-funny-if-youre-britishAnything you want to tell us, rory?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:43,
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#17
was taken just down the road from my house
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Mustard Tiger use by, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 21:56,
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Still at work.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:07,
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:((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:21,
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Vive la greve!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:24,
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Fuck sorry
I became al the deleterious
Fucking posting o. An iPhone sucks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:20,
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Also is it jus me or is this website not running properly tonight
Keeps sticking and not loading, I am too Imlatient for this shit!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:26,
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You "accidentally" deleted the inconvenient thread?
Ouch, bad luck.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:31,
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If I'd done it on purpose I'd have started at the top!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:31,
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That's what you said to Chompy...
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:34,
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Oh man, I'd just typed out some real words of wisdom there
Lost forever :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:33,
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It's all words on a forum innit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:34,
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That's ok, I'm sure nobody would have been interested in whatever
flavour of mung bean-infused nose flute meditation you were going to suggest.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:35,
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I'm telling you man, that recipe for alfalfa soup would've solved all of rachel and chomp's differences
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:38,
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By poisoning them both?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:39,
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Oh man. He could have cooked it as my "Christmas present"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 22:39,
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