I like going for a wander about on my own. People think that's weird, but then people are dickheads.
Alt: At an all you an eat chinese buffet place, my mate only eats the meat dishes, no rice, no noodles etc as he thinks he's getting more for his money.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

he and i should go together and just pay for one person
as i wouldn't touch the meat with someone else's bargepole
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I'll get you his number.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

is his name jack spratt?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Nah. It's Chris.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)

You sound just like my mother

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

she taught me everything i know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)

This is why you have such an attraction for gay men
It's a beard for your closet lesbianism.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:22, Reply)

i couldn't be a lesbian
too many wet bits
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Not enough cock.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)

You're a lesbian?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)

MARRian

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Well, I guess he is, since meat would be the most expensive part of most meals.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

That's what I was thinking

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:22, Reply)

YEAH
"MOST". wtf goes into the rest?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I don't understand what you mean by this.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)

i will spell it out
you said meat is the most expensive part of most meals. i was implying that an all-you-can-eat buffet would probably include meat that falls outside this category, ie in the minority where meat is not the most expensive bit.

and that cannot be good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I don't eat Chinese anymore, after doing some work in various Chinese restaurant kitchens, there isn't enough money in the world.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

cf Brick Lane curry houses
I've seen documentaries that turned my stomach, the grubby cunts
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

And yet you can't get enough Tayyabs.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

You've not really spelt it out
so much as clarified what it was that you actually meant from a totally nonsensical collection of six words and an acronym.

As Rory says, cheap meat is still more expensive than cheap veg.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

typical surveyor

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I'm a surveyor,
I'm not gon' give up
I'm not gon' stop
I'm gon' work harder
I'm a surveyor
I'm gonna make it
I will survay
Keep on surveyin'
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

That's his take on it, I'm not saying it's wrong, just a bit weird.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I have to say that when I go for a curry I make sure I avoid eating much bread
to make sure I have maximum stomach space available for meat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I do this, and disregard the rice in favour of guzzling down great platefuls of spicy sauce dripping meat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

You need to fucking man up and grow a pair of balls is what you need.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

This guy seems like a right fuckin poof eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I agree.
But lets keep him around, he seems to be okay apart from his terrible poofness.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

You'll get used to it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Alright let's call this a verbal warning

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I don't believe you hold the authority to distribute warnings.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Wrong again Dutch

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)

hahahahaahhaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I stand corrected.
I accept this warning, and will work hard to improve my attitude, and I will modify my behavior so this never happens again. I hope, moving forward, that this is acceptable.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

In three months it gets scrubbed from your record.
Stay out of trouble, keep your nose clean and LEARN FROM THIS, alright?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Understood.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I think the point has been made.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

We'll say no more about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I would just like to say
35/8 YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

You are pushing your fucking luck sunshine

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

WICKET!!!!!!!!
It's 2 for about 80 odd.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Oh hang on, it's a review.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

OUT!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

YEAH!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I know, I'm going for a lie down.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Whereas you are a complete fucking cunt.

(_Battered_, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Hi, Joey Deacon poster, how are you today?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)

B3TH! This person has far too many accounts to be funny anymore.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Seems to be an excellent judge of character.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Unlike your wife.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

sorry, ex-wife

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

rice, naan, poppadums, chilli paneer, bhajis
these are the best bits
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Definitely with you on the naan.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Nice one 'Wayne Rooney'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

No, these are the bits you put up with prior to stuffing your facce with spicy meat.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

gross

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Hang on.
Let's find out what a 'facce' is before we start criticising the idea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)

if it's anything like his regular face, we already know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)

That's pretty rich coming from you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Naughty.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

A very much bigger American tap?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)